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Ok. I was trying to read some Harry Potter fanfiction just now. I clicked the drop-down menu to scroll through the character lists and, I kid you not, saw that the Giant Squid was listed there.
The Giant Squid.
THERE ARE NO WORDS.
Also, I will immediately close any fic that starts off with describing Hermione's "untamed russet mane."
SHE HAS BROWN EFFING HAIR. WHY MUST WE ADD GLORIFIED, JUICY, BEAUTIFUL WORDS TO THE DESCRIPTION!?
Good GOD.
The Giant Squid.
THERE ARE NO WORDS.
Also, I will immediately close any fic that starts off with describing Hermione's "untamed russet mane."
SHE HAS BROWN EFFING HAIR. WHY MUST WE ADD GLORIFIED, JUICY, BEAUTIFUL WORDS TO THE DESCRIPTION!?
Good GOD.