Okay, now that my stupid angsty baby-writer bullshit is out of the way (not that you've even seen a tenth of it, I reserve all of that self-loathing for my paper journal, which cannot judge me for being pathetic and self-hate-y), can we talk about some motherfuckin' LOST?
Namely, do they always leave open more storylines than they tie up on their season finales? Because that pissed me off. Don't get me wrong, it was a totally entertaining two hours, and I am very sad that my Wednesday nights will be Hurley- and Sayid-free for nine months, but it ended and my face was just one gigantic WTF.
Spoilers in the event that you haven't seen it yet.
So Jacob really exists? Then who is the dude in the black shirt? And if Locke is really dead, then who is acting like Locke? Is it the same entity that acts like Christian and like Ben's daughter? And is Jacob a good guy or an evil shit?
And then what's up with the group of people who were carrying Locke's body around? Did Widmore hire them? Where did they come from?
And what's up with the nuclear bomb? If the theory is correct then the Oceanic plane will just land as normal and everyone gets off and that's it, which would be some serious Newhart-Show-bullshit that would make me lose my mind. But if the theory is not correct, then almost everyone I cared about on the show is evaporated into dusty ashes with only shadows left behind. But wouldn't a nuke destroy BUILDINGS as well as PEOPLE? Which makes me wonder why there would still be cabins and such around in 2007....and...and...and...
GODDAMMIT WHY IS THIS SHOW SUCH A CLUSTER OF WTF. AND WHY CAN'T I WAIT FOR IT TO COME BACK.