this is important!

[so_wilder]

Poll The 'Zelos-is-so-not-and-never-will-be-uke-to-anyone-ever' Poll ♥

[ooc; The original version of this didn't work! AND THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT TO IGNORE. So I'll try again!
Not affiliated to any RP's, this is a one-off, don't panic, etc. etc.~ ♥]

Comments

[ex_discover]

WAIT A SECOND YOU'RE A GUY?!

[so_wilder]

.... Yes! Yes I am!! And it's obvious for all to see, so don't say things like that!

[shotglass]

No, actually, there is a point to be had here -- those wide eyes, that lovely hair, the fair complexion, that figure, all that pink? I definitely would have mistaken you for female ♥

[cruxis]

Ditto.

[so_wilder]

H-hunny...~

[cruxis]

Muffin. ♥

[so_wilder]

W-well you're obviously just... blind or something! There's a huge difference between being beautiful and being feminine!

[shotglass]

And that expression? Decidedly girly! And your being so defensive of it is just proof! You're insecure about your gender identity, so you're having to validate yourself using silly internet polls! Just accept that you're a girl trapped in a man's body and everything will work out just fine for you ♥

[narukami_tenshi]

Hey even girls can be on top ;P

[shotglass]

Not that one ↑

[narukami_tenshi]

*bwahaha* :P

[shotglass]

Even if he is a man, he still bottoms ;D

[so_wilder]

Why do you hate me?!

[shotglass]

Oh nonono, I don't hate you! I just want you to accept the truth of your situation and face it like a man! You can still be awesome, even if you don't top~

[so_wilder]

I don't like your version of the truth...! It's wrong!

[shotglass]

You reject my reality and substitute your own?

My my, worse than I had imagined...