this is important!

[so_wilder]

Poll The 'Zelos-is-so-not-and-never-will-be-uke-to-anyone-ever' Poll ♥

[ooc; The original version of this didn't work! AND THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT TO IGNORE. So I'll try again!
Not affiliated to any RP's, this is a one-off, don't panic, etc. etc.~ ♥]

Comments

[shotglass]

Sorry Zelos, but you clearly take it up the butt ♥

[so_wilder]

Wh-what? No!! That's not true at all! Hunny, someone's been misleading you!

[shotglass]

Well okay, so maybe you'd have to show Lloydie the ropes at first, but after that? Oh he's totally a take-charge type ♥

[so_wilder]

Don't say thing like that! He might get ideas!

[shotglass]

Oh might he? But if you're so seme, then that shouldn't be a problem for you, now should it? I'm sure you could talk him right back down ♥

This is for Guy >D

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[so_wilder]

It wouldn't be a problem!

[so_wilder]

I just don't like unnecessary hassle~

[shotglass]

Don't like or can't deal with? ;D

[so_wilder]

Don't like, don't like! Believe me, I can handle Lloyd just fine~ ♥

[shotglass]

Prove it, ukebutt ♥ The fact that you needed a poll to determine it just proves your insecurity!

[so_wilder]

How am I supposed to prove anything if things like polls mean I'm insecure!

[shotglass]

You shouldn't need to prove it -- if you're so dominant, then it should be obvious!

Polls are for asking questions and finding out public opinion -- not for convincing yourself that you can supposedly top!

[so_wilder]

There's nothing 'supposedly' about it...!

[shotglass]

So sure? And yet so many people disagree, so it must not be very clear! Perhaps you should try harder!

[so_wilder]

Okay, fine! Perhaps I should! I thought I was seme enough already, but if this is what my hunnies want, then so be it!

[shotglass]

If you're so determined, then yes! Do that! But I'm not making you a sammich ):