Being a girl costs a lot of goddamn money, yo.
I'm not saying that men don't spend lots of money on personal hygiene products but I don't really care about them so whatever. Let's just say I’m glad I don't do make-up. It's just eyeliner and mascara when I’m feeling foxy or concealer when my completion forgets I’m long past puberty.
Today I went to the store to restock my bathroom cabinet. Requirements were a bar of Dove soap (because it freaking does miracles for my skin and that commercial they do about it having ¼ of moisturizing crème in it is very true), Nivea shampoo (because I wanted to try out the Brilliant Brown one for a while now and after I used up all of my previous Dove Essential, I indulged it the Brilliant Brown one), OB tampons (because they are the best and my chooch deserves nothing but the best) and Always pads (because they are wicked comfortable and use NASA technology. I'm kidding).
I brought 100kn with me to the store, thinking, yeah, it’ll be plenty enough. Turns out that the damn tampons now cost as if they were made of gold. They are good, but not THAT GOOD. I’m expecting an orgasm if I pay that much money. There better be a little motor inside of the tampon that turns on when you tug on the string and that it not only makes you feel fresh and safe the whole day, but it makes you giggle as well. Dude.
I exited that store with only 20kn change. I was pissed.
And yes, I do know that this post is completely pointless.