Forty-Third Spool of Thread - [Voice/Action]

[so_shik]

[There's the sudden sound of a bunch of boxes falling to the ground, contents spilling everywhere as the journal's camera points up to the ceiling. It shifts suddenly to focus on a particular pink-haired girl who was unceremoniously dumped into the back room of her shop on top of said boxes.]

Ugh...thanks for the warning, jerks. [She begins to

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[lists_to_port]

Someone has broken into your shop? Fiends.

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[so_shik]

Exactly! And not only did they break in they stole some of my stuff, too! Not that I can think of why they'd want to steal what was stolen, but come on.

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[lists_to_port]

Let's not think of why, darling. I, Admiral James Norrington, will do my best to apprehend the criminals!

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[so_shik]

...Admiral? [Nice try, Jack, she's vaguely aware of who you are...but she'll play along.] What exactly can you do?

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[lists_to_port]

Why, I stand up for the afflicted, of course. Also I can march in a very tidy straight line.

[voice]

[so_shik]

I'm impressed, really. Okay Admiral, how can I go about finding who broke into my shop and stole my dummy? Any ideas?

[voice]

[lists_to_port]

Have you questioned the other dummies, yet? Perhaps they've witnessed something.

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[so_shik]

That's not a serious question, is it?

[voice]

[lists_to_port]

.........Aye? It is.

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[so_shik]

You...realize that they can't talk, right?

[voice]

[lists_to_port]

..........Of course.

Might there have been other witnesses to the theft?

[If so, he'll have to silence them somehow.]

[voice]

[so_shik]

I doubt it. I haven't been around for days.

Are you sure you don't know anything about it, Admiral?

[voice]

[lists_to_port]

My brain is utterly clear of knowing anything about this, darling. But if I do hear or see anything? I'll report to you immediately. Savvy?

[voice]

[so_shik]

Yeah, sure, okay. I'll take your word on that.

...wait, since when do admirals say 'savvy'?

[voice]

[lists_to_port]

..............Admiral. I can say what I want.

[And he shuts the journal.]

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[so_shik]

Hey! [But the journal is already slammed shut in her face.] Damn. [When she finds you, Sparrow, you will have the wrath of a 17-year-old girl on your hands.]