lol ff profiles
So today i got an email saying that someone on fanfiction had added one of my stories to her favorites. Which made me feel really guilty cause I haven't posted anything on there in a while...So to relieve my guilt i went and read her profile! And by read I mean went through and copied the all the funny "copy this into your profile if..." things into my ff profile XD Anyways, she had this on there and each a lot of the parts reminded me of people...
A Good Friend Or A Best Friend?
A good friend: Will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend: Helps you up when you fall. A best friend: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend: Helps you find your prince. A best friend: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend: Will offer you a soda. A best friend: Will dump theirs on you.
A good friend: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend: Will help you move. A best friend: Will help you move the bodies.
A good friend: Will bail you out of jail. A best friend: Would be in the jail cell sitting next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend: Asks you to write down your number. A best friend: Has you on speed dial.
A good friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
A good friend: Knows a few things about you. A best friend: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend: Tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend: Just sits down and cries.