Weeny's Birthday Fic
Okay so this is weeny's birthday fic, which I gave to her but never posted, but I typed it while our other computer was broken and this one didn't have internet so...it never got posted.
Title: The Hit List
Genre: Humor
Fandom: JE
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Hinted Akame and RyoPi.
Disclaimer: Okay, if by some miracle I did actually own the Johnny's I would have much MUCH better things do right now than write fanfics about them! Duh!
Authors Note: Okay, this is my first JE fic so please be kind! This was written as a birthday fic for weeny.
Summary: NewS decides that Ryo is losing his mean streak and Ryo decides to prove them wrong. How? Well that's why you read the story silly!
“Ryo-chan,” Tego begs, tilting his head cutely “Will you please give me a piggy-back ride?”
Ryo opens his mouth to refuse, but as he looks at Tego blinking his adorable puppy-dog eyes he finds himself saying, “All right”.
“Ryo, I think you’re losing your mean streak” YamaPi says with an amused smile as he watches Ryo gallop around the NewS dressing room with a giggling Tego bouncing happily on his back.
“Can it, peaches!” Ryo snarls, giving ‘Momo’ a vicious kick before setting Tego down gently on the couch.
“Hey, you’re starting to sound like Junno!” Shige comments laughingly. “Although, actually his puns are better”.
“Well, ya know what, Shigeeky? Why don’t you just take your stupid Habeas Corpus and shove it up your-”
“Ryo!” Koyama interrupts sharply, gesturing pointedly at Tego.
Growling in frustration, Ryo begins to storm out of the room, before backtracking and shoving his finger in YamaPi’s face. “And as for you, mister! Momo isn’t getting anything tonight!” With that remark he continues his diva-esque, melodramatic exit, stealing Massu’s takayoki as he goes.
NewS remains in a surprised silence for a few moments until Pi’s face breaks into a huge grim and he darts out of the room yelling “Hey Jin! Got any plans tonight?”
The next day Ryo returns with a purpose, determined to prove that he is as mean as ever. He has decided to accomplish this by making a ‘Hit List of people to attack. This list had originally included all of the Johnnny’s and even Johnny himself. However, Ryo had decided that using the later as a victim would not be particularly wise, seeing as said victim happened to be his boss. Next to come off the list was Kanjani8, who Ryo figured had enough dirt on him to reduce him to a quivering pile of mush, if they so chose. Arashi had followed soon after, protected by the invisible shield that was Ryo’s fear of MatsuJun. Things had taken a downward spiral from there, until only KAT-TUN and NewS remained on the list. KAT-TUN, Ryo decided, was both too stupid and too easily distracted to seek revenge, while NewS had been the ones to challenge his evil in the first place.
Jin walks into the KAT-TUN dressing room, softly humming Love Juice with a dreamy look in his eyes. He is momentarily confused by the fact that none of his groupmates were there, Ryo had used the bribing powers of sugar and money to get KT-TUN to vacate the room for an hour, but dismisses any feelings of worry or suspicion with a shrug of his shoulders. Pulling out one of his many hand mirrors, Jin lifts it up to examine his beautiful face; however, looking back at him is not the pretty face he usually sees, but instead is a bloated and distorted monster.
Dropping the mirror with a shriek, Jin races out of the room screaming “Kame! KameKameKamePiKamePiKameKamePiPiPiPiPi! Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee!”
Out in the hallway, Ryo grins and checks off the first name on his list, muttering “Funhouse mirror, priceless” as he does so.
Next he seeks out Kame and pretends to be making polite conversation.
“So…did you hear about the pregnant man?” Ryo asks, carefully laying the trap.
“Pregnant…man?”
“Uh-huh. Yeah, apparently if you do it often enough it is possible for one of you to get pregnant” Ryo says, lying through his teeth as he watches Kame’s face go white. “Oh, don’t worry. I’m sure you’ll be fine as long as you don’t do it more than a couple times a week”.
Kame’s face turns, if possible, even whiter and he develops a slightly pained look.
“…Oh…okay…well then, let’s get you tested!”
“Huh?” Kame asks, surprised as Ryo drags him to the bathroom and shoves him in, along with a box of rigged pregnancy tests.
As Ryo waits outside, tapping his foot impatiently, he reflects that, in retrospect, it would have been much smarter to have designed a prank that wouldn’t have lead to him waiting while Kame pees on a stick.
A few minutes later, Kame emerges from the bathroom, all color and emotion gone from his face. Seeing Ryo, he turns to him in a daze and says “Ryo, I’m…I’m p-p-p-pregnant”.
Ryo merely grins evilly and says cheerfully “Congratulation! Who’s the father?”
Kame stomps off angrily as a smirking Ryo checks off the second name on his list.
On the other side of the building, Kame storms into KAT-TUN’s dressing room and immediately launches himself at Jin screaming “JIN YOU DUMB BASTARD! I’M GONNA KILL YOU!”
As Kame claws at his face and hair, Jin screams and yelps and sounds more like a Jinnifer than a Jin. Maru and Koki immediately jump up and attempt to pry the couple apart. Ueda seizes the opportunity to make yet another coffee run while Junno curls up in the corner and sings “Why Can’t We Be Friends”.
Koki is walking, or rather gangster-slouching, calmly down the hallway when suddenly a closet door on his left bursts open. He feels himself being roughly grabbed and pulled inside.
During the next couple of minutes a series of extremely loud yelps, grunts, and thuds are heard coming from the closet. The Juniors scurry around in fear, ears covered and eyes lowered. They have all learned early on that when things like this happen it is usually best just to ignore it and hope that it stops soon.
Approximately ten minutes later a very angry Koki is shoved back out into the hallway and the closet door is slammed shut behind him. The thing is, this Koki looks very different from the Koki who had been pulled into the closet earlier. This Koki is wearing a pink dress with matching pink high heels, a blonde wig, and a lot of badly applied, slightly smeared makeup. Taking in his appearance, Koki growls in frustration and begins to stomp off down the hallway, wobbling slightly in the heels.
A few minutes late, a very happy Ryo watches in satisfaction as Koki runs by him, pursued by a slightly hysterical Chinnen begging him to be his mommy. Ryo allows himself one more evil grin as he checks yet another name off of his list. Still grinning, he heads down the hallway to the closet.
Opening the door to reveal the two large, burly men inside, Ryo hands them each a large wad of cash, saying “Bob, Manny, good job. Get yourselves something nice”. Shutting the door again, with the men still inside, Ryo heads off in search of Ueda.
Ryo finds the pretty-boy exiting the KAT-TUN dressing room, presumably on his way to get more coffee. Walking towards Ueda, Ryo schools his features into a solemn expression before saying, “Ueda, hey. Listen I was reading some of your fanmail earlier and…wow. You’ve got some really perverted fans, and I mean really perverted. The stuff they sent you was way worse than what I usually get. Which is weird because everyone knows that I am way sexier than you. Anyway, good luck. I’d try to avoid going out in public for long periods of time. And remember, there’s safety in numbers…usually. If all else fails, you can always change your name and move to China!”
He adds this last bit with the slightly unrealistic hope that Ueda actually will move to China. Giving the speechless man one more smirk, Ryo heads off down the hallway, turns a corner, and sits down to wait. Soon after, he hears Ueda race back into the dressing room, slamming the door shut behind him.
This prank had been one of the hardest for Ryo to perform, not so much because of the actual pulling it off but because of the effort required in procuring the necessary materials, namely the overly creepy ‘fanmail’. Obtaining the letters, and occasional pictures, had required risking his personal safety, the little virtue he still possessed, and the small ounce of sanity he actually possessed, by bargaining with some extremely scary, barely human, Ueda fangirls. It had, however, been well worth the effort in Ryo’s opinion. His personal favorite had been a marriage proposal, complete with detailed descriptions of the marriage ceremony, honeymoon, and future children. Attached to this letter had been a picture of the letter’s author in a wedding dress, taped to a picture of Ueda.
About half an hour later Ueda reemerges. He has covered the lower half of his face with a thick black muffler while his eyes are barely visible beneath the knit cap he has pulled down over his head. Somehow he has managed to obtain a huge, heavy coat that reaches down to his knees and threatens to swallow his thin frame. Eyes darting back and forth warily he begins to shuffle down the hall, back pressed up against the wall the entire time.
Peering around the corner, Ryo has to shove his fist in his mouth to prevent himself from bursting into hysterical laughter. Walking away, he pulls his Hit List from his pocket and checks off the fourth name, congratulating himself on yet another job well done.
Maru is wandering aimlessly down the hall when he suddenly realizes that he was no longer along. Looking up he notices that there are two very tall, very strong looking men walking next to him, one on each side.
“H-hello,” he stutters out “Can I help you?” Neither of the men say anything in response. Instead, each grabs onto one of Maru’s elbows and together they lift him, the one on the left covering Maru’s mouth with a large, hairy hand. In this uncomfortable fashion Maru is shuffles off to an empty storeroom. There he is gagged and tied to a chair.
At this point Maru is beginning to feel extremely frightened so he is greatly surprised when one of the men announces “We’ll be back in three hours to let you out. Enjoy the video”. With that the two men leave, turning on a small television on their way out.
The ‘video’ turns out to be the music video of Love Juice on repeat. When the men return they find Maru rocking back and forth on the chair mumbling incoherently. Once untied, he trips twice and walks into a wall before finally stumbling out the door.
All the while he continues muttering something that sounds vaguely like “Mumblemumblemumble. So much sluttiness! Mumblemumblemumble. Too many words! Mumblemumble. BAD ENGLISH! Mumble. Must forget. Mumblemumble.”
Ryo follows him around the building for half an hour simply for the sheer amusement of listening to the normally sane man talk like a crazy person. Eventually Ryo gets bored and checks Maru’s name off the Hit List. Crumpling it back into his pocket he heads off to pay Bob and Manny and give them Junno’s picture.
Junno is racing through the hallway in search of someone to tell his new pun to when his leg collides with something hard. The next thing he knows he is lying face down on the ground, which he assumes means that he tripped. All of a sudden there is a hand clamped firmly over his mouth and he is being lifted into the air. He is carried down to the ground floor, out of the building, and down the street. Here he is set down in front of a large warehouse. The huge door is unlocked and he is shoved inside. As the doors lock behind him the lights come on and his eardrums are shattered by a series of earsplitting shrieks.
Ryo laughs with the hysterical abandon of a madman as he watches hundreds of screaming fangirls throw themselves at Junno. Watching the spectacle through a dirty window he is able to see everything happen right before his eyes while still maintaining the feeling that he is safe from the herd of overexcited fangirls. This is definitely been one of his better ideas he reflects, watching Junno flinch as he is ensnared in a group hug of massive proportions.
After about an hour of Junno torture Ryo has Bob and Manny open the doors, allowing the terrified Junno to sprint back to the company building, clothing in shreds and screaming fangirls hot on his heels. Ryo follows at a more leisurely pace, checking Junno’s name off his list as he walks. Waltzing back into the NewS dressing room, Ryo tosses the Hit List on a table and heads off for a well deserved coffee break.
Pawing through the dressing room in search of the note cards he has been studying from, Shige comes across a crumpled sheet of paper that is covered in Ryo’s ‘zombie with little muscle control’ handwriting. Curious, Shige checks to make sure that the coast is clear before uncrumpling the paper. He reads it in shock and then rereads it. Twice. After completing his final inspection Shige lets out a loud squawk of indignation and sets off in a huff to find his groupmates.
Ryo is refilling his coffee cup when he hears a throat being cleared behind him. Turning cautiously he finds an angry looking KAT-TUN standing there.
“H-hi guys” he stammers out guiltily. Wordlessly Ueda hands him the Hit List, eyes attempting to burn a hole in Ryo’s face.
“WHAT KIND OF SICK BASTARD CONVINCES SOMEONE THAT THEY’RE PREGNANT? I’VE BEEL HAVING MORNING SICKNESS ALL AFTERNOON! YOU KNOW I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT MY FEMALE TENDENCIES!” Kame screams.
Simultaneously Jin yells “You made me think I was ugly! I thought bad things about myself! That’s never happened before!”
Barely audible over the din Maru moans “So much sluttiness! The bad English! HOW COULD YOU?!”
Shouting over it all Koki can be heard saying “I’m gonna kill you, ya little punk! Gangsters do not do dresses!”
Junno just whimpers and shoots an offended look in Ryo’s general direction.
Standing in the doorway, NewS just watches as KAT-TUN chases Ryo down and begins to yank at his hair and limbs. Later they tell interviewers that Ryo’s black eye was caused when he walked into a door and Ryo becomes known as the clumsiest member of NewS.
Title: The Hit List
Genre: Humor
Fandom: JE
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Hinted Akame and RyoPi.
Disclaimer: Okay, if by some miracle I did actually own the Johnny's I would have much MUCH better things do right now than write fanfics about them! Duh!
Authors Note: Okay, this is my first JE fic so please be kind! This was written as a birthday fic for weeny.
Summary: NewS decides that Ryo is losing his mean streak and Ryo decides to prove them wrong. How? Well that's why you read the story silly!
“Ryo-chan,” Tego begs, tilting his head cutely “Will you please give me a piggy-back ride?”
Ryo opens his mouth to refuse, but as he looks at Tego blinking his adorable puppy-dog eyes he finds himself saying, “All right”.
“Ryo, I think you’re losing your mean streak” YamaPi says with an amused smile as he watches Ryo gallop around the NewS dressing room with a giggling Tego bouncing happily on his back.
“Can it, peaches!” Ryo snarls, giving ‘Momo’ a vicious kick before setting Tego down gently on the couch.
“Hey, you’re starting to sound like Junno!” Shige comments laughingly. “Although, actually his puns are better”.
“Well, ya know what, Shigeeky? Why don’t you just take your stupid Habeas Corpus and shove it up your-”
“Ryo!” Koyama interrupts sharply, gesturing pointedly at Tego.
Growling in frustration, Ryo begins to storm out of the room, before backtracking and shoving his finger in YamaPi’s face. “And as for you, mister! Momo isn’t getting anything tonight!” With that remark he continues his diva-esque, melodramatic exit, stealing Massu’s takayoki as he goes.
NewS remains in a surprised silence for a few moments until Pi’s face breaks into a huge grim and he darts out of the room yelling “Hey Jin! Got any plans tonight?”
The next day Ryo returns with a purpose, determined to prove that he is as mean as ever. He has decided to accomplish this by making a ‘Hit List of people to attack. This list had originally included all of the Johnnny’s and even Johnny himself. However, Ryo had decided that using the later as a victim would not be particularly wise, seeing as said victim happened to be his boss. Next to come off the list was Kanjani8, who Ryo figured had enough dirt on him to reduce him to a quivering pile of mush, if they so chose. Arashi had followed soon after, protected by the invisible shield that was Ryo’s fear of MatsuJun. Things had taken a downward spiral from there, until only KAT-TUN and NewS remained on the list. KAT-TUN, Ryo decided, was both too stupid and too easily distracted to seek revenge, while NewS had been the ones to challenge his evil in the first place.
Jin walks into the KAT-TUN dressing room, softly humming Love Juice with a dreamy look in his eyes. He is momentarily confused by the fact that none of his groupmates were there, Ryo had used the bribing powers of sugar and money to get KT-TUN to vacate the room for an hour, but dismisses any feelings of worry or suspicion with a shrug of his shoulders. Pulling out one of his many hand mirrors, Jin lifts it up to examine his beautiful face; however, looking back at him is not the pretty face he usually sees, but instead is a bloated and distorted monster.
Dropping the mirror with a shriek, Jin races out of the room screaming “Kame! KameKameKamePiKamePiKameKamePiPiPiPiPi! Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee!”
Out in the hallway, Ryo grins and checks off the first name on his list, muttering “Funhouse mirror, priceless” as he does so.
Next he seeks out Kame and pretends to be making polite conversation.
“So…did you hear about the pregnant man?” Ryo asks, carefully laying the trap.
“Pregnant…man?”
“Uh-huh. Yeah, apparently if you do it often enough it is possible for one of you to get pregnant” Ryo says, lying through his teeth as he watches Kame’s face go white. “Oh, don’t worry. I’m sure you’ll be fine as long as you don’t do it more than a couple times a week”.
Kame’s face turns, if possible, even whiter and he develops a slightly pained look.
“…Oh…okay…well then, let’s get you tested!”
“Huh?” Kame asks, surprised as Ryo drags him to the bathroom and shoves him in, along with a box of rigged pregnancy tests.
As Ryo waits outside, tapping his foot impatiently, he reflects that, in retrospect, it would have been much smarter to have designed a prank that wouldn’t have lead to him waiting while Kame pees on a stick.
A few minutes later, Kame emerges from the bathroom, all color and emotion gone from his face. Seeing Ryo, he turns to him in a daze and says “Ryo, I’m…I’m p-p-p-pregnant”.
Ryo merely grins evilly and says cheerfully “Congratulation! Who’s the father?”
Kame stomps off angrily as a smirking Ryo checks off the second name on his list.
On the other side of the building, Kame storms into KAT-TUN’s dressing room and immediately launches himself at Jin screaming “JIN YOU DUMB BASTARD! I’M GONNA KILL YOU!”
As Kame claws at his face and hair, Jin screams and yelps and sounds more like a Jinnifer than a Jin. Maru and Koki immediately jump up and attempt to pry the couple apart. Ueda seizes the opportunity to make yet another coffee run while Junno curls up in the corner and sings “Why Can’t We Be Friends”.
Koki is walking, or rather gangster-slouching, calmly down the hallway when suddenly a closet door on his left bursts open. He feels himself being roughly grabbed and pulled inside.
During the next couple of minutes a series of extremely loud yelps, grunts, and thuds are heard coming from the closet. The Juniors scurry around in fear, ears covered and eyes lowered. They have all learned early on that when things like this happen it is usually best just to ignore it and hope that it stops soon.
Approximately ten minutes later a very angry Koki is shoved back out into the hallway and the closet door is slammed shut behind him. The thing is, this Koki looks very different from the Koki who had been pulled into the closet earlier. This Koki is wearing a pink dress with matching pink high heels, a blonde wig, and a lot of badly applied, slightly smeared makeup. Taking in his appearance, Koki growls in frustration and begins to stomp off down the hallway, wobbling slightly in the heels.
A few minutes late, a very happy Ryo watches in satisfaction as Koki runs by him, pursued by a slightly hysterical Chinnen begging him to be his mommy. Ryo allows himself one more evil grin as he checks yet another name off of his list. Still grinning, he heads down the hallway to the closet.
Opening the door to reveal the two large, burly men inside, Ryo hands them each a large wad of cash, saying “Bob, Manny, good job. Get yourselves something nice”. Shutting the door again, with the men still inside, Ryo heads off in search of Ueda.
Ryo finds the pretty-boy exiting the KAT-TUN dressing room, presumably on his way to get more coffee. Walking towards Ueda, Ryo schools his features into a solemn expression before saying, “Ueda, hey. Listen I was reading some of your fanmail earlier and…wow. You’ve got some really perverted fans, and I mean really perverted. The stuff they sent you was way worse than what I usually get. Which is weird because everyone knows that I am way sexier than you. Anyway, good luck. I’d try to avoid going out in public for long periods of time. And remember, there’s safety in numbers…usually. If all else fails, you can always change your name and move to China!”
He adds this last bit with the slightly unrealistic hope that Ueda actually will move to China. Giving the speechless man one more smirk, Ryo heads off down the hallway, turns a corner, and sits down to wait. Soon after, he hears Ueda race back into the dressing room, slamming the door shut behind him.
This prank had been one of the hardest for Ryo to perform, not so much because of the actual pulling it off but because of the effort required in procuring the necessary materials, namely the overly creepy ‘fanmail’. Obtaining the letters, and occasional pictures, had required risking his personal safety, the little virtue he still possessed, and the small ounce of sanity he actually possessed, by bargaining with some extremely scary, barely human, Ueda fangirls. It had, however, been well worth the effort in Ryo’s opinion. His personal favorite had been a marriage proposal, complete with detailed descriptions of the marriage ceremony, honeymoon, and future children. Attached to this letter had been a picture of the letter’s author in a wedding dress, taped to a picture of Ueda.
About half an hour later Ueda reemerges. He has covered the lower half of his face with a thick black muffler while his eyes are barely visible beneath the knit cap he has pulled down over his head. Somehow he has managed to obtain a huge, heavy coat that reaches down to his knees and threatens to swallow his thin frame. Eyes darting back and forth warily he begins to shuffle down the hall, back pressed up against the wall the entire time.
Peering around the corner, Ryo has to shove his fist in his mouth to prevent himself from bursting into hysterical laughter. Walking away, he pulls his Hit List from his pocket and checks off the fourth name, congratulating himself on yet another job well done.
Maru is wandering aimlessly down the hall when he suddenly realizes that he was no longer along. Looking up he notices that there are two very tall, very strong looking men walking next to him, one on each side.
“H-hello,” he stutters out “Can I help you?” Neither of the men say anything in response. Instead, each grabs onto one of Maru’s elbows and together they lift him, the one on the left covering Maru’s mouth with a large, hairy hand. In this uncomfortable fashion Maru is shuffles off to an empty storeroom. There he is gagged and tied to a chair.
At this point Maru is beginning to feel extremely frightened so he is greatly surprised when one of the men announces “We’ll be back in three hours to let you out. Enjoy the video”. With that the two men leave, turning on a small television on their way out.
The ‘video’ turns out to be the music video of Love Juice on repeat. When the men return they find Maru rocking back and forth on the chair mumbling incoherently. Once untied, he trips twice and walks into a wall before finally stumbling out the door.
All the while he continues muttering something that sounds vaguely like “Mumblemumblemumble. So much sluttiness! Mumblemumblemumble. Too many words! Mumblemumble. BAD ENGLISH! Mumble. Must forget. Mumblemumble.”
Ryo follows him around the building for half an hour simply for the sheer amusement of listening to the normally sane man talk like a crazy person. Eventually Ryo gets bored and checks Maru’s name off the Hit List. Crumpling it back into his pocket he heads off to pay Bob and Manny and give them Junno’s picture.
Junno is racing through the hallway in search of someone to tell his new pun to when his leg collides with something hard. The next thing he knows he is lying face down on the ground, which he assumes means that he tripped. All of a sudden there is a hand clamped firmly over his mouth and he is being lifted into the air. He is carried down to the ground floor, out of the building, and down the street. Here he is set down in front of a large warehouse. The huge door is unlocked and he is shoved inside. As the doors lock behind him the lights come on and his eardrums are shattered by a series of earsplitting shrieks.
Ryo laughs with the hysterical abandon of a madman as he watches hundreds of screaming fangirls throw themselves at Junno. Watching the spectacle through a dirty window he is able to see everything happen right before his eyes while still maintaining the feeling that he is safe from the herd of overexcited fangirls. This is definitely been one of his better ideas he reflects, watching Junno flinch as he is ensnared in a group hug of massive proportions.
After about an hour of Junno torture Ryo has Bob and Manny open the doors, allowing the terrified Junno to sprint back to the company building, clothing in shreds and screaming fangirls hot on his heels. Ryo follows at a more leisurely pace, checking Junno’s name off his list as he walks. Waltzing back into the NewS dressing room, Ryo tosses the Hit List on a table and heads off for a well deserved coffee break.
Pawing through the dressing room in search of the note cards he has been studying from, Shige comes across a crumpled sheet of paper that is covered in Ryo’s ‘zombie with little muscle control’ handwriting. Curious, Shige checks to make sure that the coast is clear before uncrumpling the paper. He reads it in shock and then rereads it. Twice. After completing his final inspection Shige lets out a loud squawk of indignation and sets off in a huff to find his groupmates.
Ryo is refilling his coffee cup when he hears a throat being cleared behind him. Turning cautiously he finds an angry looking KAT-TUN standing there.
“H-hi guys” he stammers out guiltily. Wordlessly Ueda hands him the Hit List, eyes attempting to burn a hole in Ryo’s face.
“WHAT KIND OF SICK BASTARD CONVINCES SOMEONE THAT THEY’RE PREGNANT? I’VE BEEL HAVING MORNING SICKNESS ALL AFTERNOON! YOU KNOW I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT MY FEMALE TENDENCIES!” Kame screams.
Simultaneously Jin yells “You made me think I was ugly! I thought bad things about myself! That’s never happened before!”
Barely audible over the din Maru moans “So much sluttiness! The bad English! HOW COULD YOU?!”
Shouting over it all Koki can be heard saying “I’m gonna kill you, ya little punk! Gangsters do not do dresses!”
Junno just whimpers and shoots an offended look in Ryo’s general direction.
Standing in the doorway, NewS just watches as KAT-TUN chases Ryo down and begins to yank at his hair and limbs. Later they tell interviewers that Ryo’s black eye was caused when he walked into a door and Ryo becomes known as the clumsiest member of NewS.