Feb 07, 2007 20:04
1st: Is it weird that I crave Ramen from time-to-time? It has like zero nutritional value.
2nd: I had a silly time on the appalcart (our univ bus line) at 3 pm today.
I was sitting near the front, and these two pretty haggard looking older men get on. They were like .... 55 and 60 probably. Well, one of them says hi to me, so I said hello back to be polite. He started mumbling at me : doer gradga marblaharm ASU?
I said "what?"
Again: als farga melha ASU?
I said: Yes, I got to App.
He: Yeah but are you graduating this year? (he finally spit the marbles out his mouth)
Me: Oh, not this year - next.
him: Oh me and Percy (or something) here are graduating too, right Percy?
His friend was younger looking, in a straw cowboy hat and a a dingy carolina-blue windbreaker. He grunted affirmatively.
The bum commences speaking to me: So are you you like this Boone you like
- I took my sunglasses off so i could focus on him -
he breathed in, startled: Ohmygod, you're beautiful!
Motioning with his own hand in crooked circles, he continued: your eyes, your eyes...
me: thank you!
him: but yeah... Boone... you? ...I don't remember (he resigned, sadly)
me: It's okay. I do like Boone if that's what you wanted to say. It's so beautiful.
He agreed. a minute passed,
He looked at me, shrugging: We're drunk.
HAHHAHa! I can't believe he told me so candidly. I chuckled and told him I'd unfortunately have to wait until Friday, myself.
He: We were partying all night long!
They got off the appalcart, slowly, so as not to stumble too much. I should have asked him what the hell he had been drinking. Either way, his confession certainly explained his ridiculousity.
No lies, it feels great to be called beautiful, even if it's by a drunk bum.
You guys, I've never shared Valentine's Day with a boyfriend. Fuck Valentine's Day. I'm gonna get a friend and we'll smoke a blunt instead of giving stupid chocolates. PEaaaaace