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[so_not_vergil]

Here's a question for you. Why is my brother such an uptight prick?

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[devilingenuity]

And why is mine a dirty, cradle-robbing whore?

[so_not_vergil]

Last I checked, 3 years younger didn't make you a cradle-robber. And I shower, you dick.

[devilingenuity]

Statutory~

Do you? My nose says different.

[so_not_vergil]

She's 16.

And you can go fuck yourself.

[devilingenuity]

And it's eighteen.

Is that the best you have? For some reason, I remember your retorts being far more witty as children.

[so_not_vergil]

And four years difference to make anything statutory, you dumb fuck.

Oh, well my apologies for the disappointment. I mean, I suppose I could tell you all about how I'd love to sit and babysit you and your ego but I've got work, but then that would defeat the whole purpose of telling you to go fuck yourself because if you do that, then you can keep yourself company. See how that works? So run along and play, little bro. Big brother's got stuff to do.

[ooc: and yes. He knows you're the older twin. XD.]

[devilingenuity]

Not if someone files. Aheh.

You realize you're speaking circles? You could tell me you have work, but that defeats the purpose of you still telling me you have better things to do? Oh, tsk, brother, tsk.

And here, I wanted to tell you of my new little friends.

[so_not_vergil]

Blow yourself.

New friends?

[devilingenuity]

So fascinated with me touching myself. Are you a brother fucker, Dante?

Why yes. Of demons and manipulates and intelligent souls.

[so_not_vergil]

Nah, sorry to disappoint ya, Vergil. I know you were lookin forward to it, but I don't go for that whole "keep it in the family" thing.

Sounds like some people I might have to meet later. Across the muzzle of my gun, that is.