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[so_not_vergil]

The fuck is this shit? Aw goddammit I'm late again?! Boss is gonna kill me...

[ooc: Affected, and running around in suit, tie, briefcase and glasses today. Please feel free to delay him and make him more frazzled/angry. XD]

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[angelusad]

[ooc; *dies from the mental image* oh, DANTE <3]

You're going with your HAIR like that?

[so_not_vergil]

W..what's wrong with it?! I don't have time to redo it!

[angelusad]

Do you bother to tidy it, Dante? Really, now. Part it to the side or pull it back.

[so_not_vergil]

I..I did part it!

*Frantically starts combing it again, trying to make it part*

[angelusad]

It doesn't look--

[Pauses]

For God sake's, calm down, already. You're going to make it worse for yourself.

[so_not_vergil]

Does it look ok now?

[angelusad]

Much better. And try not to be so vulgar.

And don't slouch. What are you, a slob?

[so_not_vergil]

*Straightens up, grumbling.*

No sir....

[angelusad]

Now, see, you look more like a professional.

And you should at least compensate the time you were late by staying after, too.

Ah, Dante, it's a shame you aren't one of my coworkers, you're a great worker, but your punctuation is another thing.

[so_not_vergil]

Thanks...

O..of course I will!

I..I'll work on that, sir..