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Alright, anyone needs anything killed, anyone rescued, anything recovered?....
...I'm your man. Name's Dante, and as long as the price is right, I'll take any sort of job you've got for me. Princesses rescued? Done. Castles stormed? Sure. Demons or dragons slain? Most definitely.
AND, as an added bonus, you lovely ladies and gents get the pleasure of seeing me do it ALL with my totally-badass oversized sword! Sorry to make you feel insecure guys, but those little things you've got just don't cut it.
...I'm your man. Name's Dante, and as long as the price is right, I'll take any sort of job you've got for me. Princesses rescued? Done. Castles stormed? Sure. Demons or dragons slain? Most definitely.
AND, as an added bonus, you lovely ladies and gents get the pleasure of seeing me do it ALL with my totally-badass oversized sword! Sorry to make you feel insecure guys, but those little things you've got just don't cut it.