Jan 08, 2011 17:25
[The following is announced through the Convoy’s PA system, which a certain Chaos Virus has taken the liberty of hacking into.]
Hello dear Crewmates! Some of you may have noticed I’ve been dreadfully quiet for a while now.
I'm so excited to tell you why:
I’ve been making a lovely surprise for you all to celebrate the end of Long Night!
Please come up on the Main Deck to see it! It will be glooorious!
[Shortly after this message ends, those near the Convoy’s windows may catch a glimpse of Hex flying outside the ship carrying what appears to be an extremely large version of the smoke bombs used to clear out the ship before it was stolen.]
uh-oh hex is bored,
all yr base r belong 2 hex,
chaos!,
glorious suprise,
i have a marvelous idea,
friendly offering