Internet troubles and busy lives *sigh* we apologise for the lack of updates.
So, what happened during training last week? The BFS probably thought we weren't watching, well, HA! They were wrong. We are always watching.
Hussy of the Week: Ricky Kaká. Because apparently even a groin injury doesn't stop him from chasing the other BFS.
MONDAY March 22
Ohlala, IKER.
Iker: "You know that's not a pistol in my pocket."
But Ricky is in the mood for something more exotic: Agent M. Only problem is, Agent M. is on a mission, or so he calls it *winkwinknudgenudge*
Agent M:"Brazilian, it is my duty to stay close to Gangsta!dork here and protect him with my body, if necessary."
Agent M: "Do not come any closer, I repeat, do not come closer!"
Karim: *giggles like a girl*
Meanwhile, the Lovebirds aka Gonza and Eze, try to escape from their babysitter. Since Guti's on duty (hey, that rhymes! well, sort off), this isn't going to be a problem.
TUESDAY March 23
Ricky does not give up and tries to seduce Agent M. Note Karim's sideways glance. Jealous, muchly?
"Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once."
"Stop stalking me!"
OUCH! Lucky for Ricky, he can always go back to Cris. Aww, see, all better now.
No wonder El Mister carries around a whip. Gago and Sergio aren't paying any attention to the team talk.
Fer: "Your place or mine, big stud?"
We also bring you this mildly disturbing image, of an unidentified male whose evil plan was to toiletpaper Valdebebas. We have alerted Agent M of the situation.