fuck those kids, you know?

[so_it_goes227]

New Amy and Brittany filthy love limerick:

These biddies called Brittany and Amy
on Fridays would tend to get gamey
my God did they smell
on up to high hell
but I wish they'd come over and bang me

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[andsqualor]

I was going to try to come up with a limerick to counter this, but I couldn't. Sucks, huh? I'd be glad to come over and bang you, however. Afterwards we can RIDE BIKESSS!!!

[andsqualor]

I love you, Milani and I think motorcycles are fucking sweet. Get a sidecar and let's move to Austin.

GEARS ARE FOR QUEERS.

[andsqualor]

(Fixed gear enthusiasts actually spray paint that in placeS)

[so_it_goes227]

haha coincidence or did you really know which 'those kids' I was referring to? Because it was them.

Anyway, fuck bikes man. Seriously, they're nice around campus or if you're going like, around the block, but lets be real. A bike will not replace a car. Unless you live in a metropolitan area, being able to get to every destination you need to on only a bike is unrealistic. A motorcycle is my main form of transportation in the nicer months, and I think its a perfect (though less hipster) compromise which takes into consideration the environment, personal expense, and practicality. I get about 50 mpg and the insurance is $75 a year. For shorter distances I can always JUST FUCKING WALK, though I think walking=a big fat zero hipster points, even though it doesn't require extravagant amounts of money for an aluminum frame and tires, and I could take the motorcycle to fucking California if I wanted to.

In summation I have nothing against bikes, lets just please stop deluding ourselves and inserting our penises into fixed gear sprockets and wearing bandanas which serve no function whatsoever. Thank you.

I'm going to Joes.