Voicemail

May 21, 2012 20:42

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throughaphase October 8 2012, 21:48:58 UTC
Kitty figured that if she was costume shopping, she should at least share some of the hilarity, which was why Clint was getting a series of photos taken with a camera phone in a dressing room mirror.

The first being in ...this. Welcome to Costumes You Won't See Me In On Halloween Theater!

The second was too much even for Kitty. A little too strippery. You're welcome.

The last was a sexy owl. You like birds of prey, right?

Your girlfriend is a dork, Clint.

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so_hawkward October 8 2012, 22:38:02 UTC
Oh, Clint was really glad he was alone right now, so no one could see his facial expressions in response to these messages.

Buy the second one anyway! Call it an early Christmas present.

You couldn't blame a guy for trying.

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throughaphase October 8 2012, 22:53:08 UTC
She really should have probably expected that, she realized.

The picture's not enough for you?

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so_hawkward October 8 2012, 23:22:51 UTC
No you're much lovelier in person.

Again, he really had to try.

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throughaphase October 13 2012, 13:50:42 UTC
So that was the worst trip ever. Boyfriendly hug duties are requested.

Might as well inform him of what she was expecting, right?

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Phone Day craftyladyparts May 16 2013, 08:48:04 UTC
"Hey, it's me. Something strange happened. It's not my fault, but he got loose and tried to terrorize the squirrels. But here's the crazy thing. The squirrels actually talked to him and got him to stop being kind of a jerk to them. And things were getting better, for them at least. Well, long story short, he's King of the Squirrels now, so we're all kind of under his iron paw now. That happened fast and nobody saw it coming."

"Personally, I think you're to blame here. Okay, bye."

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Re: Phone Day so_hawkward May 17 2013, 01:52:02 UTC
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Phone Day robinonadderall May 16 2013, 14:26:23 UTC
k derek im missing my scooby doo boxers please please please tell me u didnt take them and add them to ur stiles smelling stuff collection. cuz sweatshirts are one thing but this is...i want my underwear back

Stiles would find said missing boxers trapped between his bed and the wall in the dorms about five minutes after he left that text. Whoops. Sorry about that, Derek. And Clint.

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Re: Phone Day so_hawkward May 17 2013, 01:48:18 UTC
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Phone Day filleauloup May 17 2013, 03:48:23 UTC
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. . . yeah, Éponine would have been confused enough by voicemail without the systems going all out of whack, given that she'd owned a phone for all of two days so far and people rarely called the post office. With messages getting mixed up all over the place, she was completely bewildered, and sounded like it.

"Yes, I'm alive, I know, it's all very queer and I'm still not quite sure how things worked out that way, but no one's chasing me, I don't think. I'd have noticed that by now, and besides, why are you asking me seeing as I don't even know who you are? It's all very well to be curious, you know, but you really ought to be careful what you go around asking."

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Re: Phone Day so_hawkward May 18 2013, 01:22:16 UTC
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