That last line kills me!

[so_goshable]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, so_goshable sent to me...

Twelve chelsifieds drumming
Eleven elizabeth_becks piping
Ten so_goshables a-leaping
Nine the_death_childs dancing
Eight platinumplumbobs obsessing
Seven 13066301s a-writing
Six kingmike1224s a-storytelling
Five si-i-i-imsinthecitys
Four dolly_riots
Three selzis
Two screencaps
...and a romance in a something.