1. Would you eat peanuts on the 4th of july with an elephant who was allergic to them? Yes because I love watching elephants die. 2. Where's the weirdest place you ever tied your shoes? Probably to that elephant's cash and prizes 3. Do you think penguins really like fish? Or do they just eat it because the only other thing to eat is ice? They like fish. Especially the male penguins. Cause it reminds them of the females..Hey, it was in Hamlet, it's classy! 4. What's the strangest color you ever vomited? What's the strangest color I ever vomited on your mom? 5. Which side really is the wrong side of the bed? Does it really put you in a bad mood? Any side not covered in drool. Heck yes it does. 6. You hear a strange sucking noise in the far room of your house, then some banging and a pennywhistle. What is it? Your uncle of course. I won't even elaborate. 7. What did one snowman say to the other? Dude, penguins don't eat ice.. 8. Your uncle. Was really good. 9. Spell curmudgeon Spell eat it. 10. At what point does skinny dipping with a hot cousin become creepy When the sperm meets the egg? 11. What's the weirdest thing you've done to someone you hate [in your mind]? Sucked their toes till they cried 12. Free space BINGO! 13. Which tastes better: world peace or beauty pageant contestants? peaceful beauty contestants 13.5 What should we put? oh i think you know
1. Would you eat peanuts on the 4th of july with an elephant who was allergic to them? No, because I'd feel bad for the elephant if he went into anaphalatic shock 2. Where's the weirdest place you ever tied your shoes? *unsuitable for children under 13* 3. Do you think penguins really like fish? Or do they just eat it because the only other thing to eat is ice? Yes, the like fish. No one knows why, but they do 4. What's the strangest color you ever vomited? probably some purply-ish color. or maybe a light tanish-greenish... 5. Which side really is the wrong side of the bed? Does it really put you in a bad mood? There is no wrong side. There is only you that is wrong. 6. You hear a strange sucking noise in the far room of your house, then some banging and a pennywhistle. What is it? An angry octopus trying to play a song 7. What did one snowman say to the other? smells like carrots 8. Your uncle. likes it hot 9. Spell curmudgeon cer-muj-en 10. At what point does skinny dipping with a hot cousin become creepy when someone decides it would be a good idea to go skinny dipping 11. What's the weirdest thing you've done to someone you hate [in your mind]? ate their arm 12. Free space HALLELUJAH! 13. Which tastes better: world peace or beauty pageant contestants? depends on the seasonings 13.5 What should we put? golf balls
Yes because I love watching elephants die.
2. Where's the weirdest place you ever tied your shoes?
Probably to that elephant's cash and prizes
3. Do you think penguins really like fish? Or do they just eat it because the only other thing to eat is ice?
They like fish. Especially the male penguins. Cause it reminds them of the females..Hey, it was in Hamlet, it's classy!
4. What's the strangest color you ever vomited?
What's the strangest color I ever vomited on your mom?
5. Which side really is the wrong side of the bed? Does it really put you in a bad mood?
Any side not covered in drool. Heck yes it does.
6. You hear a strange sucking noise in the far room of your house, then some banging and a pennywhistle. What is it?
Your uncle of course. I won't even elaborate.
7. What did one snowman say to the other?
Dude, penguins don't eat ice..
8. Your uncle.
Was really good.
9. Spell curmudgeon
Spell eat it.
10. At what point does skinny dipping with a hot cousin become creepy
When the sperm meets the egg?
11. What's the weirdest thing you've done to someone you hate [in your mind]?
Sucked their toes till they cried
12. Free space
BINGO!
13. Which tastes better: world peace or beauty pageant contestants?
peaceful beauty contestants
13.5 What should we put?
oh i think you know
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No, because I'd feel bad for the elephant if he went into anaphalatic shock
2. Where's the weirdest place you ever tied your shoes?
*unsuitable for children under 13*
3. Do you think penguins really like fish? Or do they just eat it because the only other thing to eat is ice?
Yes, the like fish. No one knows why, but they do
4. What's the strangest color you ever vomited?
probably some purply-ish color. or maybe a light tanish-greenish...
5. Which side really is the wrong side of the bed? Does it really put you in a bad mood?
There is no wrong side. There is only you that is wrong.
6. You hear a strange sucking noise in the far room of your house, then some banging and a pennywhistle. What is it?
An angry octopus trying to play a song
7. What did one snowman say to the other?
smells like carrots
8. Your uncle. likes it hot
9. Spell curmudgeon cer-muj-en
10. At what point does skinny dipping with a hot cousin become creepy
when someone decides it would be a good idea to go skinny dipping
11. What's the weirdest thing you've done to someone you hate [in your mind]?
ate their arm
12. Free space HALLELUJAH!
13. Which tastes better: world peace or beauty pageant contestants?
depends on the seasonings
13.5 What should we put?
golf balls
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