Ain't nothin' to it but to do it part II

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Stolen for someone else's LJ:

Everyone answer/post:

if i were a month, i would be: June
if i were a day of the week, i would be: Sunday
if i were a time of day, i would be: 2 AM
if i were a planet, i would be: Jupiter
if i were a historical figure, i would be: Myself (I'll be a historical figure one day)
if i were a liquid i would be: melted ice
if i were a stone, i would be: an emerald
if i were a tree, i would be: apple tree
if i were a bird, i would be: parrot
if i were a flower/plant, i would be: sunflower
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: the perfect day, warm and sunny
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: JACKALOPE!!
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: a guitar
if i were an animal, i would be: a puppy
if i were a color, i would be: green...forest green
if i were an emotion, i would be: happy
if i were an element, i would be: wind
if i were a car, i would be: a mustang
if i were a song, i would be: Meant for me--Jewel
if i were a movie, i would be directed by: Time Buton
if i were a book, i would be written by: Larry McMurtry or Louis L'Amour
if i were a food, i would be: chicken
if i were a place, i would be: texas
if i were a material, i would be: satin
if i were a religion, i would be: agnosticism
if i were a word, i would be: effect
if i were an object, i would be: a candle
if i were a body part i would be: an elbow
if i were a facial expression i would be: almost-half smile
if i were a subject in school i would be: speech
if i were a cartoon character i would be: Mandy!
if i were a number i would be: 4 billion