Jan 17, 2005 23:49
i fail at life.
F minus-minus.......minus-minus....minus-minus-minus....minus.
so now i am forced to live vicariously through the titillating life and times of my alter-ego, beryl chezmiznik, in a desperate attempt to salvage any vestiges of emotional capability&proceedings that are severely lacking in my own weak, pathetically-disguised, watery excuse of a life.
p.s. the fact that i managed to subtly slip in the word 'titillating' means i am cooler than at least....%7.58739487264 of you. at least.