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Doncaster night out ends in cum-soaked tragedy
Toxic levels of man juice
by BP Perry Doncaster woman found dead after night out goes tragically wrong
Doncaster factory-operative Kylie Dumps was found dead yesterday slumped against an industrial refuse bin. Police revealed the woman was covered from head-to-toe in semen. An autopsy performed on Miss. Dumps, 20, also discovered three gallons of semen in her stomach, two and a half gallons in her vagina, and an incredible TWENTY gallons blocking her anal canal and lower intestine.
Police say that Miss. Dumps, who that night had consumed five Bacardi Breezers and a shot of tequila, proceeded to drunkenly have oral, anal, and vaginal sex up against and bent over the bin with a staggering seven thousand men. In a marathon session that eye-witnesses and onlookers say went on for over five hours, Miss. Dumps willingly pleasured an endless stream of drunks as they left a kebab shop opposite Sleaze nightclub in Doncaster's notorious Puppleton District. Some of the men were said to be wearing police uniform.
It is not known at what point the levels of semen in Miss. Dumps' body became poisonous, but a scientist we contacted yesterday calculated that the woman was probably doomed sometime after her six thousandth portion.
One eyewitness confirmed that Miss. Dumps slumped into a coma and died shortly after allowing a Turkish taxi driver backdoor access when he promised to give her a John Player Special cigarette in exchange for some bum fun.
This is not the first incident where a woman has died of semen poisoning. In 1999 Donna Crudd, an unemployed shoplifter from Manchester, died after five and a half thousand men emptied a swimming-pool's worth of jism into her anus whilst the teenager holidayed with friends in Faliraki.
Toxic levels of man juice
by BP Perry Doncaster woman found dead after night out goes tragically wrong
Doncaster factory-operative Kylie Dumps was found dead yesterday slumped against an industrial refuse bin. Police revealed the woman was covered from head-to-toe in semen. An autopsy performed on Miss. Dumps, 20, also discovered three gallons of semen in her stomach, two and a half gallons in her vagina, and an incredible TWENTY gallons blocking her anal canal and lower intestine.
Police say that Miss. Dumps, who that night had consumed five Bacardi Breezers and a shot of tequila, proceeded to drunkenly have oral, anal, and vaginal sex up against and bent over the bin with a staggering seven thousand men. In a marathon session that eye-witnesses and onlookers say went on for over five hours, Miss. Dumps willingly pleasured an endless stream of drunks as they left a kebab shop opposite Sleaze nightclub in Doncaster's notorious Puppleton District. Some of the men were said to be wearing police uniform.
It is not known at what point the levels of semen in Miss. Dumps' body became poisonous, but a scientist we contacted yesterday calculated that the woman was probably doomed sometime after her six thousandth portion.
One eyewitness confirmed that Miss. Dumps slumped into a coma and died shortly after allowing a Turkish taxi driver backdoor access when he promised to give her a John Player Special cigarette in exchange for some bum fun.
This is not the first incident where a woman has died of semen poisoning. In 1999 Donna Crudd, an unemployed shoplifter from Manchester, died after five and a half thousand men emptied a swimming-pool's worth of jism into her anus whilst the teenager holidayed with friends in Faliraki.