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I am currently trying to write a paper with Arseniy and Drea yelling at each other about who does what chores for our inspection on Thursday. They can't decide what constitutes as a hallway and what is considered a bathroom area. One screams "bathroom!!" and the other responds with "HALLWAY!!!!" and then a door get slammed, reopened, and they start over again. I signed up for kitchen duties, so I'm staying out of it. I knew this was going to happen, which is why I chose the kitchen. Its area is not as ambiguous as the bathroom/hallway. I don't think they're ever going to come to an agreement since the architect hippies that designed this communal living space made the whole apartment a goddamn bathroom. They obviously did not have an Apartment Living Agreement in mind during the blueprint stage. Oh, I think they stopped fighting. Uhm okay nevermind there it is again. Drea is just screaming now. I think Arseniy is accosting her with the mop. He is demanding that she unlock her door. I would die if someone touched me with that mop. It's like seventy years old. Where is Florian? I should call the CSOs to stop this madness. Yeah okay it's like one in the morning. Why are they doing this now? They need to hurry up and figure this out. I have to pee but I am not about to enter this warzone. I didn't sign up for this. Someone needs to cancel my subscription because I am over their issues.