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at a family party i was required to attend last night i actually talked to my family..for the first time in around 6 years. my side of the family hasnt been invited to parties due to my mom. which i got to hear about while i was there.
everyone got drunk. then benny(my little cousin who is probably one of my favorites due to his sarcastic personality/honest opinion) and i ended up making fun of the family for most of the night. we casted a net out into a creek and tried to catch fish. we caught rocks and concluded that if i got eaten by an alligator he'd be sure to laugh until it was over and then walk away.
there's nothing like middle aged parties with kareokee and stories from 30 years ago.
anyways this is what i found out about some of the family that i dont really talk to.
Jennifer barrow attended west point for 4 years and still remains in the military, has a nervous personality that leaves her to laugh and smile at every move, and is supposively a lesbian. though quite kind. im half relieved not to be the only person who thinks girls are gorgeous. even if none of the "elders" know about her.
david barrow is a pit of information.history of any kind, plants, food, cars, boxs, angles, light, villians, i could mention krstal burger and he could tell me how to kill someone with a krstal burger properly.he's highly into martial arts(has a book on fatal moves with flutes), collect guns, knifes, and their complete historical update. hates anything above house volume and plans on making his entire back yard into a garden.
marylou barrow is the typical italian side to my family. on a wall of weapons she carefully placed an easter shrine directly in the center. asides from that, she sang kareokee for 3 hours straight in the living room of her 3 story house..mind you its the only house in florida ive ever known to have a basement.
davy barrow, just turned 19,wanted to be a priest until he got his first girl friend at the age of 17. I guess the effects of puberty settled in. nintendo and super nintendo are right up there with jesus to him.
heather barrow started out as who the family thought would be sucessful. fucking social butterfly. now she works at a bar thats a lot like hooters(wet t-shirt wednesdays). she was talking about something called porneokee. a mix between kareokee and hardcore porn being playedon a tv in the background.
lisa toscano left herself about 2 decades back. singing along to joan jett, getting married to a legless ex convict(who left her as soon as he got out of jail) and settling with a man who obviously has anger problems and loves god a little too much. im thinking its his sweet permed mullet or the oversized key he wears around his neck,or in his pocket when hes mad, to unlock lisa's heart.
fuck, i love them.
everyone got drunk. then benny(my little cousin who is probably one of my favorites due to his sarcastic personality/honest opinion) and i ended up making fun of the family for most of the night. we casted a net out into a creek and tried to catch fish. we caught rocks and concluded that if i got eaten by an alligator he'd be sure to laugh until it was over and then walk away.
there's nothing like middle aged parties with kareokee and stories from 30 years ago.
anyways this is what i found out about some of the family that i dont really talk to.
Jennifer barrow attended west point for 4 years and still remains in the military, has a nervous personality that leaves her to laugh and smile at every move, and is supposively a lesbian. though quite kind. im half relieved not to be the only person who thinks girls are gorgeous. even if none of the "elders" know about her.
david barrow is a pit of information.history of any kind, plants, food, cars, boxs, angles, light, villians, i could mention krstal burger and he could tell me how to kill someone with a krstal burger properly.he's highly into martial arts(has a book on fatal moves with flutes), collect guns, knifes, and their complete historical update. hates anything above house volume and plans on making his entire back yard into a garden.
marylou barrow is the typical italian side to my family. on a wall of weapons she carefully placed an easter shrine directly in the center. asides from that, she sang kareokee for 3 hours straight in the living room of her 3 story house..mind you its the only house in florida ive ever known to have a basement.
davy barrow, just turned 19,wanted to be a priest until he got his first girl friend at the age of 17. I guess the effects of puberty settled in. nintendo and super nintendo are right up there with jesus to him.
heather barrow started out as who the family thought would be sucessful. fucking social butterfly. now she works at a bar thats a lot like hooters(wet t-shirt wednesdays). she was talking about something called porneokee. a mix between kareokee and hardcore porn being playedon a tv in the background.
lisa toscano left herself about 2 decades back. singing along to joan jett, getting married to a legless ex convict(who left her as soon as he got out of jail) and settling with a man who obviously has anger problems and loves god a little too much. im thinking its his sweet permed mullet or the oversized key he wears around his neck,or in his pocket when hes mad, to unlock lisa's heart.
fuck, i love them.