YIIIIIIIKES!

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so on saturday night, i had a very interesting experience. i got invited to a party that the baseball team was having at one of their player's house. apparently there was supposed to be a ridiculous amount of alcohol there, and also...strippers. now when i heard this last part, i automatically was like 'wow i'm not going'. then i thought about it, and i was like, 'yakno, i've never really seen any strippers before, it'd probably be funny.' so i went. and there WAS a ridiculous amount of alcohol there, i heard that they spent like $300 or something. and then the strippers came. and yikes. i dont know why i had this picture in my head, probably from tv and movies, but i didnt think that strippers really got like BUTT NAKED for some reason. i always thought they kept like a thong on, i dont know why. well, they dont. they really dont. and it was so gross and so fascinating at the same time. i honestly didnt know women could manipulate their bodies like that. it was kind of disturbing. and the bouncer guy was all that you'd expect and more. it was hilarious. anyway, it was a good night and now i never have to see strippers again since i can say i've already seen them.

p.s. i'm coming home in less than two weeks! yay! i cant waaait to just be home and not have school. yay for pleasanton!!!