Jesus Built My Hotrod
Went with my folks today to exchange some gifts. We ended up at St. Patrick's Guild for a bit because my mom desperately needs more nativity sets.* I saw many weird things there, and some creepy things, but this was the one that exploded my cognitive dissonance meter:
That's right, that's Jesus, about to get called for hooking.** There are more of these. What I don't get? If Jesus is the coach, why is he such a f&%$ing ball hog?
On a somewhat related note, there are a load of clips from Big Train over at FunnyOrDie. For those NOT IN THE KNOW, this was the sketch show that launched, among others, Simon Pegg.
Here's a religion-related clip:
Nuns in the Zoo - watch more funny videos
* This is sarcasm. Loving sarcasm, but sarcasm.
** It's a hockey penalty, you perverts. Wikipedia actually has INSTRUCTIONS for how to commit the penalty of hooking.
That's right, that's Jesus, about to get called for hooking.** There are more of these. What I don't get? If Jesus is the coach, why is he such a f&%$ing ball hog?
On a somewhat related note, there are a load of clips from Big Train over at FunnyOrDie. For those NOT IN THE KNOW, this was the sketch show that launched, among others, Simon Pegg.
Here's a religion-related clip:
Nuns in the Zoo - watch more funny videos
* This is sarcasm. Loving sarcasm, but sarcasm.
** It's a hockey penalty, you perverts. Wikipedia actually has INSTRUCTIONS for how to commit the penalty of hooking.