A Non-Denominational Holiday Message (Unless You Don't Have the Beagle Love*)

[snurri]

As someone who is not very good at people, I am occasionally shocked at the number of friends I've managed to make, both on the Internet box and in quaint ol' meatspace. Thank you. I wish for only good things for all of you. Seize joy, spread a bit around, and fuck the haters.

Comments

[gregvaneekhout]

Fuck the haters. I think that's all Linus was trying to say.

[snurri]

If you play that speech backwards it says "Rick Warren sucks and so does the Pope."

[snurri]

We should wear them to church!

[haddayr]

Merry Christmas.

I shall not be offering my sweet firm body to the haters, however.

[snurri]

GODDAMMIT HADDAYR YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN EVERYTHING.

[justinhowe]

Merry Christmas!

Now when fucking the haters, do I love-fuck them or hate-fuck them or should I consult a priest with this question?

[snurri]

Please consult a priest.

Please record that conversation for all of us.

[justinhowe]

You got it!

[readingthedark]

happy cephelopodmas

[snurri]

Back atcha, sir.