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Title: Alternative Lifestyles
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Unbeta'd
Challenge: #347 Water under the bridge
A/N: Post war shockingly they didn't die
Severus shoved Remus backward. "What the hell are you doing, Lupin?" He demanded.
"Kissing you, of course." Remus grinned. "Has it been that long?" He pressed their lips together again.
Severus pushed him away roughly. "Lupin! What about Tonks?"
"Water under the bridge, Severus."
"People do not change sexual preferences they way they change socks." He huffed.
"Who said they had changed?"
"Lupin, I'm a man."
Remus waggled his eyebrows. "Oh, yeah."
"But Tonks was a woman."
Remus smiled saucily. "Not always."
"You…she….with a man…and you…and then he was born." Severus sputtered.
"Naturally. Do you want to give it a go?"