Lupin: An Imperfect Copy
Title: Lupin: An Imperfect Copy
Author: drachenmina
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Challenge 150: Snape v Lupin
Characters: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
AN: Clearly my muse has unfinished business with the Snape 100 Snape Times Two prompt
Minerva wrung her hands, identical hawk-like faces glaring at her. “But how shall we know which is the real Severus?”
“Allow me,” Remus announced confidently. “Unbeknown to you all, Severus and I are lovers. I shall be able to tell by smell which is him.”
“Idiot!” Snape-on-the-left sneered. “Polyjuice produces an exact replica, scent included. Not that I would expect anyone of your limited intellect to know that.”
“Stupefy!” Remus hexed Snape-on-the-right. “Take him away, he’s the impostor.”
Snape-on-the-left blinked. “How in Merlin’s name did you know?”
Remus sighed. “He’d been in here five minutes and hadn’t insulted me once.”
Author: drachenmina
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Challenge 150: Snape v Lupin
Characters: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
AN: Clearly my muse has unfinished business with the Snape 100 Snape Times Two prompt
Minerva wrung her hands, identical hawk-like faces glaring at her. “But how shall we know which is the real Severus?”
“Allow me,” Remus announced confidently. “Unbeknown to you all, Severus and I are lovers. I shall be able to tell by smell which is him.”
“Idiot!” Snape-on-the-left sneered. “Polyjuice produces an exact replica, scent included. Not that I would expect anyone of your limited intellect to know that.”
“Stupefy!” Remus hexed Snape-on-the-right. “Take him away, he’s the impostor.”
Snape-on-the-left blinked. “How in Merlin’s name did you know?”
Remus sighed. “He’d been in here five minutes and hadn’t insulted me once.”