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Feb 03, 2006 10:40

teehee teehee, I know what must be done. Come closer my friends and I shall whisper to you sweet words of righteous wrath into your eaer.

I'm going to buy a safe. Inside that safe I am going to place silverware and plates and pots and pans. Not just any silverware and plates and pots and pans, but the silverware and plates and pots and pans of our house. Each member of the household will be allowed to have one plate and one set of silverware and one pot and one pan. From that point on they can have another plate if they wish, but only if they prove to me that their previous one has been put in the dishwasher! Brilliance! I am the dishmeister! Hear me roar!

mew

They're coming to take me away
haha, hoho, hehe, hoohoo, haha
to the funny farm!
where all the birds and trees and leaves are green
and there's basketweaving!
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