"It slices, it dices, it juliennes fries! ...And it's sending you straight to hell in a handbasket."
-Bill Frist on the Judicial nominee filibuster
So old Sen. Frist from Tennessee is getting on the tube to tell you that
Democrats hate your God.
Abe Foxman, of the ADL, finds it mighty fishy that the broadcast is on the 2nd night of Passover, where many Jews will be attending seders, sipping matzah ball soup and waiting for Elijah to stop by.
Who would notice, if in addition to killing God, Bill accused Democrats of killing Christian babies and using their blood to bake their matzahs?
Stranger things have happened, though this is the United States of America and not 13th century England.