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velma, thelma, and alice accidentally walk into a male strip club. before they realize what's happened, they're seated in the front row. a well-endowed male dancer begins gyrating all around them. when velma sees this, she has a stroke. after a few seconds, themla also has a stroke. alice, with a slight grin on her face, nearly has a stroke...but her arms aren't quite long enough.