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Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1. Draco
2. Hermione
3. Harry
4. Ron
5. Theo
6. Ginny
7. Pansy
8. Seamus
9. Blaise
10. Luna
11. Remus
12. Snape
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Ginny/Remus ....No, but I'm sure they've been written.
02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Ron. Yes, he's pretty hot. Both in film adaption and in the book. I think a humorous guy just adds to his sex appeal.
03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Snape/Seamus. Haha, wow, that'd be a complicated story.
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Blaise. Yes, um, but he's mainly a side pairing. A great one would be Hunted by Bex-can.
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hermione/Ginny. Depends on a person's perference. I personally think they're better with other people.
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Theo/Blaise, Theo/Luna. I'm personally not into slash, but I've read a story with a Theo/Blaise side pairing, and I thought it was written fairly well. Theo/Luna would be a funny mixture, I think. I'd give it a go.
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Pansy, Hermione/Snape. She's probably screech like a banshee.
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Harry/Luna.
Harry wants to nurse the broken heart Ginny left him with, but is finding it had to do so, and Luna's been widowed with twins. When Harry sets up playdates between the twins and James, he starts to realize that maybe there could be something more.
09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Draco/Seamus. Psh, I'm sure someone's written it.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Pansy/Snape. Harsh Efflorescence.
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Draco/Ron. Probably quick and fast in a broom closet.
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Pansy. Hmm, maybe?
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Harry. Of course. ^.^
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Remus. Oh yeah. See it all the time.
14.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Hermione/Ron/Theo. I have no idea.
15.) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Luna. It's hard to imagine Luna not in control of her emotions. She's always too dreamy. But if she did, it'd probably be about nargles.
16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Seamus. If I Ever Leave This World by Flogging Molly.
17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Draco/Ginny/Snape. Brutal hot smut.
18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Hermione/Luna. No idea. They're so different.
19.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Theo. Um, pretty recently.
20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Ginny. I bet she loves to tie her lovers up.
21.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Blaise/Remus. They would have to be completely pissed.
22.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Harry/Pansy. They would fight for top, but I think Pansy would be the winner. She's spoiled and always gets what she wants.
23.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Draco/Blaise, Blaise/Ron, Draco/Remus, Theo, Draco/Harry. I can't. I really can't stand Draco/Harry fics.
24.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Pansy/Seamus. I'd love it. They're one of my favorite odd couples. It'd be a cool twist in any case, and could possible have paved the way for a Dramione romance.