Christmas in March.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ditzyprincess (-5000 points). In August I turned btkirk in for farting in church (3 points). In September I pushed kylethecrane in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday I helped erikaann088 hide a body (-173 points). In July I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5159 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
snugglebunnypez