Walked past the listerine, went straight for the gin, osama bin laden on my chinny chin chin
Sup kiddies? Just bout to re-cap the past few days which were spent at the lakes. Well hadda work on monday from 11-4 and ended up having a nice ltitle talk with J.R. over why in the fuck I have 9 hrs and got that straightened out so should have some hours next week, well as many as possible since i requested 3 days off for columbus. After work I ironed clothes, and packed up my shit then went to go pickup travis. Stopped and got some gas, somethin to munch on and pack of blacks and took off for STROH, INDIANA. Its about a 2hour drive but it went fairly fast with the usual clown and music. Got there bout 9, and it was just Rex (his uncle) and one of Rex's little grandkids. Drove around in golf cart n' shit, went and got some pizza at this place, I had made a simple comment about the girl who took our order and 5mins later I fuckin hear "TIG OL BITTIES TIG OL BITTIES" 20 fuckin times over from tyler (rex's grandkid). Kid is a fucking brat. Go back to the house and eat, giggle then go strolling out in the golf cart for a bit. You hafta take a flashlight w/ you at night because the whole fuckin place is pitchblack 2 all over again. Went back to the house and got danky then went driving around for a bit, I got all paranoid n' shit cus some of the roads in the lil area aren't pavement and some are and we was on the rocks n' shit and kept thinking my tires were gonna fuck up and i was gonna fuckup my car. Remixed the fuck outta I don't know how many songs clownin the FUCK outta EVERYBODY, nobody was left alone, even my dead ass grandma and aunt were prolly in there somewhere. Was tryin to meetup with some rich ass girl that lives down there to have someone to talk to and somethin to do but every kid in that town either A. Were scared shitless cus they just saw a mixed kid B. Weren't very appreciative of new people coming around or C. Extremely fucking shy. We was just tryin to find somebody to kick it with. Well came back home and just watched some tv then ended up going to sleep. Woke up in the morning, layed around and watched a bit of tv then got up in the shower and went to the same lil food place to get some breakfast then went down to the lake. Rex started getting on my last fucking nerves cus he kept having us move this pier thingy around and it was a pain in the ass. There was this kid down there named johnny that I guess always looks after his house n' shit when he's not up there well the kid has a fucking glass eye, looks like he fuckin left some whiteout contacts in one of his eyes too long and can't get it out now, shits funny. Well did a lil waverunning action, randumaru decided to be cute and knock me off. Then got a little tubing in my system which sucked cus my ass STILL hurts like a sumbitch. Got clothes back on n' shit then went to the nearest town to see if anything was poppin. Ashley, Indiana was the next town and there was jack shit there. I asked this kid in a faded chicago bulls throwback jersey on walkin down the street where everyone "chilled" at and he said nowhere lol. Went back house, drove around in g-cart smore, found a few kids but they were just buncha redneck trash who acted like they was scared to say somethin. Went back in town to get something to eat, got a sub and some mini taco things that were the bombay. Watched the D vs. LAL game in which we all knew the outcome would be. Detroit spanked they asses, chilled on front porch for a bit then went drivin in cart gain then came back, went to go get somethin to drink cus all rex had was diet pepsi and then came back and smoked some dro. I hadn't been this fucking high in awhile, god bless holding it in till you ghost hit. Went inside and me and rand had a few beers, rand got a lil tipsy, started clowning EVERYTHING. Giggled, watched some tv, then I decided to goto sleep. Wokeup this morn, got shower n' shit, went and brought boat back to his house, waited for rand to get ready, took off, stopped at arbys at halfway point got some grub, got back on road, finally got back home and now here I am. All in all not too bad of a trip, it was nice just to get the fuck away from everyone and just chill. Little shit was just getting on my last nerves and still is but it was good to have some chill time. I needa start unpacking my shit and clean inside of car out. Posta go get some new tires for the prixs tommorow and prolly clean up room a little bit and just relax. Tired of fucking round with these peeps Ben posta get my car painted from, pops callin maaco tommorow and see if u hafta setup appointment n' shit cus he wantin to get his shit painted soon as well. So HOPEFULLY next week I can get my shit did then prolly just have nuff money to get windshield replaced and windows tinted. Oh and apparently someone broke into Sweet Lou's trunk of his car round 3-4 in the morning thinking he had a system or something, popped off his fucking lock. Luckily he didn't have shit back there cept some jumper cables and they didn't mess with nothin else. Might eventually hafta invest in a car alarm myself. Pretty excited bout goin on excursions w/ foster next week to columbus hotels w/ richard pryor chandaliers and lake hope to get our camp on. Ain't been on a trip with that kid in forever so it oughtta be fun and he can show me whatsup on them Excaliburs. Whelp i'm out this bitch quicker than Ray Charles' (dead ass) vision. Outtie 5k
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