And it makes me sing, every puff that I breathe, on herbs and weed can ease the world...

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Imma break down an certain aspect of human nature I would like to call "mugging". Now there are several archetypes of mugging but for this post I'm going to be referring and explaining in detail the attraction type. Now the mug has been around for ages but I think only until recently has someone perfected it for uses other than to start beef with someone. Now I encourage EVERYONE to use the positive mug whenever possible. For those of you who aren't familiar with the p-mug (which is what I"ll be referring to it from now on) than let me break it down for you. Persay you and a friend go wine and dine with your friends gf and her friend. And of course your friend and his gf are going to be trying to get ya'll two the hookup but of course you don't know if the chick is digging you but your really vibing off of her, well what better way to test her fondness towards you then by giving her the p-mug. Now when giving the p-mug you CANNOT do it like you were doing a regular mug or else the girl might think you hate her fucking guts. When performing the p-mug you just kinda casually throw your eyes at her, just enough to let her know that your digging her, now if your REALLY REALLY digging her you can kick it up a notch and proceed to turn the p-mug up to full throttle and do it a bit more often and at longer intervals but be careful because this can often times backfire. There IS such a thing as too much p-muggin, the girl might be self-conscious and not take very lightly of you p-muggin her or she might view excessive use of the p-mug as being disrespectful OR it could be interpreted as you just not being able to take your eyes off of her and just wanting a piece of ass. Also by overly p-mugging some girls it sends a signal to their brain letting them know that you REALLY REALLY dig them alot and they can use you as they damn well please. This is a very useful tool for those who are too bashful to let that pimpjuice flow so it can be used as a ice breaker and open the gates. There are a variety of different kind of p-mugs you can give, such as the innocent p-mug, the grinning p-mug, so on so forth but I won't go into further detail unless someone in specific is wanting to know. But the p-mug is a tool that I suggest EVERYONE, guys and girls worldwide should use when out in the real world.

So when using the p-mug, BE CAREFUL. The p-mug is not a toy. I repeat, the p-mug is NOT a toy.