This is my one angst ridden entry for the month
What's with all these stupid people having sex? I've always wondered what they think gives them the right to reproduce and further dilute the gene pool. If your IQ is under 135, don't bother having kids because not only are they going to annoy me and anyone else with a clue, but nothing they think is ever going to matter. Why bother? China is regulating births, why can't America? Every time I go out and see some poor bastard do something incredibly stupid or I have to hear another "but I don't get it.." question during lecture in class, it just makes me wants to cut someone's balls off to spare the world. Eventually we're going to get to the point of no return, where the cripples, dolts and dumb fucks out number the perfect people, like myself. Since most people aren't sure if they should reproduce or not, I've put together a nice little guide for you. If you fit any of these categories, and this is not an exhaustive list, consider yourself unfit to reproduce and do the world a favor by jumping off a bridge.
# You're under 5'8: It's well known short people have anger complexes and so they are always pissed off. The last thing this world needs is more whiny cry baby pissed off mommas boys to blow up air planes, so if you're not of at least medium height go play on the freeway. Make sure you get hit, too.
# You're left handed: The world is diverse enough as it is, why add to it? No one cares if you're a "south paw" and no one wants to read your piss poor smeared hand writing. Use your left hand for something useful, like strangling yourself, for example.
# You listen to Insane Clown Posse: This one should be obvious. Even if you manage to figure out how to use your dick between raving and dropping X, don't.
# You think Canada is great: Socialist bastards, what are you thinking? Oh wait, you WEREN'T thinking. I have an idea: instead of relying on everyone else to take care of you, why don't you get a real job and pay for your own shit? If anyone ever says they have "Socialist ideals" or think "Canada rocks" translate that to mean "I'm just a cheap skate ass wipe" and punch them in the face. Then laugh. As if being Socialist wasn't bad enough, they speak French. What the fuck? If you think Canada is awesome, save some oxygen and decorate the walls with whatever shit fills your head.
# You hate my website: If you hate my website you're obviously an inept, tree hugging hippie because anyone with a brain would agree my website is awesome and are therefore unfit to bear children.
# You have a low IQ: You're not helping anything, why are you here? What the world needs is more smart people to fix all the bullshit you lame asses introduced, and you're just going to breed more idiots. The smartest choice you'll ever make is to not have kids.
# Goths: Ohhhh wow, you're SATANS child? Guess what you pale piece of ass, no one cares. You spend so much time trying to look "cool" and make a statement and try to pass yourself off as being intellectual that you don't realize how stupid you look. Eat shit and die, go play with Satan.
There you have it. Using the simple guide I have so generously provided above you can help the world weed out the bad seeds and make it a better place for the rest of us. If you have any doubts you're not fit and should just end it now so no one worth being here has to deal with you or your kids.
# You're under 5'8: It's well known short people have anger complexes and so they are always pissed off. The last thing this world needs is more whiny cry baby pissed off mommas boys to blow up air planes, so if you're not of at least medium height go play on the freeway. Make sure you get hit, too.
# You're left handed: The world is diverse enough as it is, why add to it? No one cares if you're a "south paw" and no one wants to read your piss poor smeared hand writing. Use your left hand for something useful, like strangling yourself, for example.
# You listen to Insane Clown Posse: This one should be obvious. Even if you manage to figure out how to use your dick between raving and dropping X, don't.
# You think Canada is great: Socialist bastards, what are you thinking? Oh wait, you WEREN'T thinking. I have an idea: instead of relying on everyone else to take care of you, why don't you get a real job and pay for your own shit? If anyone ever says they have "Socialist ideals" or think "Canada rocks" translate that to mean "I'm just a cheap skate ass wipe" and punch them in the face. Then laugh. As if being Socialist wasn't bad enough, they speak French. What the fuck? If you think Canada is awesome, save some oxygen and decorate the walls with whatever shit fills your head.
# You hate my website: If you hate my website you're obviously an inept, tree hugging hippie because anyone with a brain would agree my website is awesome and are therefore unfit to bear children.
# You have a low IQ: You're not helping anything, why are you here? What the world needs is more smart people to fix all the bullshit you lame asses introduced, and you're just going to breed more idiots. The smartest choice you'll ever make is to not have kids.
# Goths: Ohhhh wow, you're SATANS child? Guess what you pale piece of ass, no one cares. You spend so much time trying to look "cool" and make a statement and try to pass yourself off as being intellectual that you don't realize how stupid you look. Eat shit and die, go play with Satan.
There you have it. Using the simple guide I have so generously provided above you can help the world weed out the bad seeds and make it a better place for the rest of us. If you have any doubts you're not fit and should just end it now so no one worth being here has to deal with you or your kids.