Jan 01, 2008 22:55
This is my first attempt at writing KakaIru and done for deathjunke's Spanking Iruka Contest. Hope it did these two hot guys justice. Excuse the misspelled words or grammatical errors if any.
Happy New Year! ^__^
Sorry for the edit... I saw a few grammatical/spelling errors. I'm OC that way...
Title: Smack That!
Author: snowzapped
Pairing: Kakashi/Iruka
Genre/Rating: R (just to be sure)
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or these two hot ninjas. Sheez…
Words: 1,030
Summary: Iruka did something he promised he’d never do…
“Finally.” Iruka sighed as he placed the last batch of cookies in the oven. He knew he wasn’t required to do this but he couldn’t resist. Every time one of his kids has a birthday, it’s as if he was programmed to bake something.
After a long day in school of trying to prevent the kids from killing each other at kunai throwing practice, baking five batches of cookies left the his muscles aching.
“It’ll be worth it.” He said as he thought of his students’ happy faces as he left the cookies to cool on the counter.
Now all he needed was a hot bath and a good night’s sleep after he puts the cookies away. He walked to the bathroom to run the hot water into the tub then went back into the kitchen to take the cookies out of the oven.
Kakashi opened the window into Iruka’s apartment and climbed in. After three days of hardly enough sleep and even less food, the scent of cookies baking left him drooling. He could hear water running in the bathroom as he snuck into the kitchen.
His wicked grin was lost under his mask when he saw his lover bent over the stove, luscious tight ass in the air under thin sweats. For some reason, the sight alone made him drool even more. His legendary speed took him directly in front of that ass.
Iruka had told him once that spanking was degrading. And if Kakashi ever spanked him during sex, he’d kick the Jounin out the door.
But this wasn’t during sex, right? Kakashi reasoned.
Before he could pause to think, his hand smacked Iruka’s ass causing the Chunin to jump and yell, “Kakashi!”
Kakashi snickered as he caught a flying cookie sheet with one hand and Iruka’s hip in the other. Only quick reflexes made him dodge the elbow that shot to his ribs.
With his hands busy, the one aimed at his face under the sharingan covered eye connected. “Oomph!”
Iruka’s temper was legendary even among Jounins who had the misfortune of being on the receiving end. Kakashi figured he should try his special ‘Pacifying Iruka Jutsu’ before blood splattered on the floor or onto the freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.
Placing the baking tin down on the counter, he spun his thrashing Chunin around trapping the other man’s body with his against the counter.
He hoped his smile, albeit hidden under the mask was enough to pacify his lover. “Hey! I’m back!”
Iruka fist shot upwards on instinct and Kakashi’s long fingered hand blocked it before it hit him on the face again. His silver-haired lover’s eye curved under the forehead protector, smiling. “You gonna keep hitting me all night?”
Iruka almost growled ‘Yes!’ before he saw the dark shadow’s under one visible eye, the dust and the matted splatters of blood covering Kakashi’s clothes. His eyes widened, hands immediately going to Kakashi’s face, traveling downwards, touching, inspecting for wounds and broken bones.
“Are you hurt? Are you okay?” He gasped remembering the way he’d retaliated to that stinging slap on his backside. “Did I hurt you?”
Kakashi caught his wrists on either side of his lover’s waist and smiled. “No. I’m fine. Just tired. And hungry.”
“And the blood?”
“Not mine. No one died on this mission. Thankfully.”
Iruka sighed in relief and leaned his forehead on Kakashi’s shoulder before looking back into that one blue eye. “There’s hot water in the tub. You go right in and I’ll fix you dinner.”
Kakashi’s eye curved again as the hand on Iruka’s hip tightened and brought their bodies closer. One finger dragged his mask down to reveal a smiling mouth. “I missed you.”
Iruka smiled back. “Me too.”
Kakashi leaned forward and firm lips met in a slow, sweet kiss.
When their lips parted they were both flushed, aroused and breathing heavily.
“Bath first.” Kakashi hesitantly let his lover go and grinned. “Don’t want dirt on your clean sheets.”
Iruka laughed. “Good idea.”
The Jounin raised an eyebrow. “Want to join me?”
“An even better idea.” Iruka replied. “I knew having a genius around is-Kakashi, get your hands off my cookies!”
Kakashi swiped at least ten and managed to stuff two in his mouth as he ran to the door and looked back, leering at his lover. “Whatcha gonna do, Ruka? Spank me?”
Iruka blushed as an image of Kakashi’s tight ass flashed in his mind. He cocked his head at the silver-haired man at the doorway. “Don’t tempt me, I just might.”
Kakashi chuckled and stuffed more cookies into his mouth. “I think I’ll just have eat more cookies then.”
The Chunin’s eyes narrowed as Kakashi eyed the baking tins the way he stared at his perverted Icha Icha books. “Don’t you dare…”
When Kakashi made a move for the cookies, Iruka side-stepped the Jounin and spanked the man on the ass. Hard.
Kakashi grabbed his stinging backside and turned to his lover, lone blue eye wide in shock and amusement. “Ruka! You…”
Iruka’s eyes were wide in mortification. “Did I do that?”
“That was almost as good at my 1,000 Years of Pain.” Kakashi started laughing so hard Iruka had to restrain himself from spanking the man again.
Before Iruka could think of other possible forms of retaliation, Kakashi picked him up, reminding him of how strong his lover was even if there wasn’t much size difference. “What the hell are you doing?”
Kakashi grinned and turned to the bathroom. “First I’m getting us clean, then I’m going to soap your back. Then you can soap mine.” He set Iruka on his feet and pulled the blue sweatshirt over his head. “Then we can have hot sweaty sex before dinner.”
Iruka’s scar over his nose stood out against his blush as he took off Kakashi’s forehead protector. “We can actually do them all at the same time. I’m pretty good at multi-tasking.”
Kakashi grinned as he let Iruka pull off his vest and sweatshirt, his own hands busy rubbing the Chunin’s back. “I knew there was a reason why I love you.”
Iruka grinned back and smacked Kakashi’s ass.
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