Bleach Crackers - Crack Me Brain - Ishida/Nemu + Urahara/Yoruichi
This is the last (so far) of the Ishida/Nemu crackalicious conv at YM. O__O
This time, it involves a whole lotta Urahara and Yoruichi (because we know the crazy guy wouldn't let the opportunity of buying Hoero! Zabimaru! pass him by. LOL). Soo... Enjoy. ^__^
THIS CRACKALICIOUS GOODNESS WAS INSPIRED BY Mayuri’s declaration that he put different poisons and drugs into Nemu’s body so that if she ever was “eaten or invaded, the poison will infect the perpetrator’s body.”
trito_chan: tell me just one thing...
trito_chan: did the part "his right hand constantly repeating the same movement in a swift but very precise motion" sound like Ishida was jerking off?
trito_chan: because after I wrote it and re-read it I was like...O_o this can be interpreted in more than one way!
snowzapped: now that you mention it… LOL
snowzapped: omfg... im getting an image of him doing just that
trito_chan: sicko
snowzapped: him jerking off...mind you..not sewing
trito_chan: LOL
trito_chan: and again...sicko
snowzapped: :P
snowzapped: i can't freaking get it out of my head!!!
trito_chan: :D
trito_chan: Ishida is SEWING
trito_chan: pierce, up, down, pierce
trito_chan: and I have a great part that I'm gonna put in!
snowzapped: aha!
snowzapped: what is this great part! :D
trito_chan: remember when I said she will come to his room and "attack" him from behind giving him a shot
trito_chan: he will of course try to resist her...
snowzapped: of course he will
trito_chan: and she will say something like: that shot I gave you was not only meant to render you unconscious for a short while, but it was also meant to lower your resistance
trito_chan: so you see, even if you do resist me, your body won't!
snowzapped: aw hell yeah
trito_chan: BO-YA!
snowzapped: booo-yah!
trito_chan: AND...
trito_chan: I have another trick up my sleeve
trito_chan: ah, anyway, so when all is over and the deed is done, and when Nemu is about to leave, Ishida will say something like: Nemu-san, I am sorry if I was indecent to you...doing all those things...if I was in control of my body perhaps I would have been able to restrain myself more
snowzapped: aw shoot... that would be an anti-climactic one :D
trito_chan: and then Nemu will give him one of her calm almost blank stares and say: there was no poison in the shot...it was all you
snowzapped: LOL
trito_chan: then Ishida will go: I see...*and push up his glasses*
snowzapped: with his middle finger :D
trito_chan: so what do you think, should I put this "it was all you part" or not?
snowzapped: of course you should put that part in!
trito_chan: I kinda like the idea since Ishida is always so calm and he acts like he never looses his cool...
snowzapped: it's cracaklicious
trito_chan: ah I am so looking forward to writing more of the Ishida Nemu crackfic
snowzapped: me too!
snowzapped: i wanna do the unohana zaraki thing
trito_chan: now all I need to do is figure how to incorporate the "dick falling off" thing
snowzapped: :D
trito_chan: and I've also figured out how Nemu will call Ishida...during their hoop-la
trito_chan: Quincy-sama
snowzapped: oh holy hell!!!
snowzapped: that's a two thumbs up idea :D
trito_chan: I've re-watched the episodes with the two of them
trito_chan: but she only called him Quincy-sama in the SS arc
snowzapped: hahahahaha
trito_chan: later on they avoided addressing each other with names and titles
trito_chan: OMG!!
snowzapped: but Quincy sama is better than having her call him ishida-san
trito_chan: and while she's riding Ishida...
snowzapped: LOL
trito_chan: she could say something like: OOoh Quincy-sama
snowzapped: harder Quincy-sama...
snowzapped: please harder....
trito_chan: and Ishida could tell her: you can call me Ishida
snowzapped: quincy-sama... Oooooh...
snowzapped: nemu: but... oh... quincy-sama... you're so good at this
trito_chan: LOL
trito_chan: Ishida: you are too, Nemu-san
trito_chan: Nemu: I did my research
snowzapped: Nemu: i don't want to disrespect you by calling you with your first... name
snowzapped: Ishida: it's okay... you're practically on top of me anyway...
trito_chan: LOL
snowzapped: ishida *pushes up glasses with middle finger*
snowzapped: Ishida: would you mind doing that rolling thing with your hips again, nemu-san?
snowzapped: Nemu *rolls hips* -- mmmm... like this quincy sama?
trito_chan: she could also give him a whack with her braided hair. like a hair-whip LOL
snowzapped: ishida: yes. yes.... like that.
trito_chan: LOL
snowzapped: Nemu turned and whacked him on the face with her hair accidentally
trito_chan: Ishida: do that again, Nemu-san, please
snowzapped: Nemu *whacks him on the chest* intentionally this time
snowzapped: like that quincy-sama?
trito_chan: Ishida: moans
snowzapped: im laughing my ass off
trito_chan: me too!
trito_chan: plus we've got a lot of material for the fic
snowzapped: hell yeah we do!
snowzapped: i can't get urahara and yori out of my head though
trito_chan: you HAVE to write a fic about the two of them!!!
snowzapped: urahara: yoruichi-san... do you want abarai-kun's penis?
snowzapped: yoruichi: kisuke... do you have to ask? *glares*
trito_chan: LOL
snowzapped: Just stick the damn thing in already!
snowzapped: Urahara: my, my... so mean *licks yoruichi's neck*
trito_chan: Urahara: Yoruichi-san is impatient...
snowzapped: Yori: for a genius, you can be so daft kisuke
snowzapped: urahara *tips his hat back* (and he's naked mind you... but he's still wearing his hat)
snowzapped: Urahara: don't be so mean yoruichi-san... here... let me show you how abarai-kun's penis works.
trito_chan: I bet he would
snowzapped: yori: Oooh... What does this button do?!
snowzapped: *penis starts vibrating*
snowzapped: urahara: I wonder if abarai-kun's penis can actually do this in real life.
snowzapped: yori: *licks urahara's chin and nips* maybe we should ask rukia
trito_chan: LOL
snowzapped: urahara: *starts pressing speed buttons* kurotsuchi-san put a lot of work in this thing
snowzapped: yori: will you stop playing with Renji's dick and give it to me already! *glares*
trito_chan: Urahara: Yoruichi-san...your eagerness will make me start think Abarai-san's dick is more to your liking
snowzapped: yori: *inspects Renji's dick*
snowzapped: yori: Kisuke, i think it's bigger than yours
trito_chan: give your contribution to the Urahara & Yoruichi hotness
snowzapped: yah!
snowzapped: but you gotta help me
trito_chan: me?!
trito_chan: you've gotta be kidding me!
snowzapped: yeah... we'll do what we did with ishida and nemu
snowzapped: i think better while talking to you
trito_chan: you mean, talking to me brings out the twisted in you
trito_chan: yeah, sure thing! I'll be glad to help
snowzapped: yey!
snowzapped: do the twist!
snowzapped: yori: *twisting her hips on urahara's erection* Like this?
trito_chan: Urahara: just like this, yeah
snowzapped: Urahara: my, my, yoruichi-san... you're so hot today
trito_chan: BTW...how big should we make Ishida's dick?
snowzapped: O__O LOL
trito_chan: is Nemu also going to say: Quincy-sama you are so big?
snowzapped: Nemu: Quincy-sama... you are so big... O__O
trito_chan: *Nemu's eyes popped out*
snowzapped: Even bigger than... Oh.. I'm not supposed to say --- but you really are...My...
trito_chan: EEEEWWWWW!!!!
trito_chan: SNOOOW SICKO!!
snowzapped: LOL
trito_chan: damn you
snowzapped: this is ME corrupting U
trito_chan: yes it IS you corrupting me
snowzapped: chad is giving you a thumbs up
trito_chan: BOO-YAAH!
trito_chan: well if Chad agrees then....it's a done deal