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the next thing that i'm going to spend a shit ton of money on is a fucking feather mattress topper.
dead.serious.
every morning i wake up feeling like i spent the whole night getting the shit kicked outta me.
not that anyone cares about me buying something like that.
just saying that...pretty soon...i will have a better bed than you.
officially.
and it will be glorious.
and you can call, but i will always. Always. be in bed.
you may come join the slumber if you promise to not steal the covers.
dead.serious.
every morning i wake up feeling like i spent the whole night getting the shit kicked outta me.
not that anyone cares about me buying something like that.
just saying that...pretty soon...i will have a better bed than you.
officially.
and it will be glorious.
and you can call, but i will always. Always. be in bed.
you may come join the slumber if you promise to not steal the covers.