On Phyl being a transvestite
*seppuku* times like, a billion.
OMG!!! Its been like totally 2 months since my last update. So, I have un poco catching up to do. Now lets begin with the worst occupation of my life. School sucks. I am currently getting straight A's in everything except English and History and Math and Spanish and Physics. *Danny steals keyboard* Actually Danny is the king of everything and he deserves a thousand dollars. Times two. So, that's two thousand dollars for Danny. Sweet. *Phil comes back, Gives danny 2 thousand dollars* Actually, I'm getting straight A's in Soccer. I hate the class of history. I cheat on the worksheets, don't take notes,wing the test, and get a 55 on the test. I do the worksheets, take notes, study my butt off before the test, and get a 55 on the test. So...that leaves me only one choice, F History. Other than the gay teacher and gay quizes from english life is actually OK on the school front. Most of those B's are coming up to A's soon and life will be better. Until Finals *shudder* More on the soccer issue. The team has played 12 games this season and I have played in 3/4 of 1 game. It really sucks. I'm not going to continue on this, I think you know how that rant would go.
On to random facts about Phil. He recently bought himself an ipod and promptly forgot it at church 2 sundays after getting it. He is nearing the end of his 6 month preliminary period on his license and he is getting excited *giggles*.
Now for the most recent best thing ever. And your like totally serious on this one, its the best ever. You have obtained the most awesome thing in the world, the best girl ever, your returning girlfriend...LYDIA!!! you are more than excited about this, you are in fact getting an erection just thinking about it *danny steals your fingers* Not to mention that with this fine lady you will be attending a wonderful dance known as Winter Formal. Not only as a regular attendee, no, no, you are attending as a member of the Winter Formal Court, Bizatch!!! This is because Josh succedded in getting his entire History class to vote for you. And now you are half the joke of the school and half the semi-popular kid. wiand.
"I saw you from across the pool and I just wanted to say, 'you have a breath-taking heiny'...I wanna be on you!!!"
-Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
=p
wiand now phil is done.
-dan
OMG!!! Its been like totally 2 months since my last update. So, I have un poco catching up to do. Now lets begin with the worst occupation of my life. School sucks. I am currently getting straight A's in everything except English and History and Math and Spanish and Physics. *Danny steals keyboard* Actually Danny is the king of everything and he deserves a thousand dollars. Times two. So, that's two thousand dollars for Danny. Sweet. *Phil comes back, Gives danny 2 thousand dollars* Actually, I'm getting straight A's in Soccer. I hate the class of history. I cheat on the worksheets, don't take notes,wing the test, and get a 55 on the test. I do the worksheets, take notes, study my butt off before the test, and get a 55 on the test. So...that leaves me only one choice, F History. Other than the gay teacher and gay quizes from english life is actually OK on the school front. Most of those B's are coming up to A's soon and life will be better. Until Finals *shudder* More on the soccer issue. The team has played 12 games this season and I have played in 3/4 of 1 game. It really sucks. I'm not going to continue on this, I think you know how that rant would go.
On to random facts about Phil. He recently bought himself an ipod and promptly forgot it at church 2 sundays after getting it. He is nearing the end of his 6 month preliminary period on his license and he is getting excited *giggles*.
Now for the most recent best thing ever. And your like totally serious on this one, its the best ever. You have obtained the most awesome thing in the world, the best girl ever, your returning girlfriend...LYDIA!!! you are more than excited about this, you are in fact getting an erection just thinking about it *danny steals your fingers* Not to mention that with this fine lady you will be attending a wonderful dance known as Winter Formal. Not only as a regular attendee, no, no, you are attending as a member of the Winter Formal Court, Bizatch!!! This is because Josh succedded in getting his entire History class to vote for you. And now you are half the joke of the school and half the semi-popular kid. wiand.
"I saw you from across the pool and I just wanted to say, 'you have a breath-taking heiny'...I wanna be on you!!!"
-Ron Burgundy, Anchorman
=p
wiand now phil is done.
-dan