HOW TO NOT MAKE LOVE TO A WOMAN
OH IAN SOMERHALDER YOU OWE ME A MOVIE AND 1.5 HOURS OF MY LIFE I AIN'T NEVER GETTING BACK
THIS MOVIE WAS OFFENDING, MISOGYNIST, POORLY ACTED, TERRIFYINGLY BADLY WRITTEN, HAD THE MOST HORRENDOUSLY PRETENTIOUS MUSIC AND MOST OF ALL NEEDS MORE IAN
A part of me would've still been offended at all the dumb and disrespectful shit if it had had a lot of Ian. But FUUUUUUUUUUCK. It didn't! And he was fucking smoking too! Like, why in the world would a woman go for the dumb, insensitive, ugly boyfriend when Ian is sitting across from you and he is smiling and laughing and you have wine and italian food and he is waxing idiocies about seeing you again.
I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
This is a lot like when Cat and I watched that movie with Rodrigo Santoro and that Gilmore Girl. I mean it's not bad enough that you're insulting women in general by picking the worst looking, dumbest guy. On top of that you can't even include whatever choice you make with said guys in your professional life? No. You go and pick a guy and by extension you pick to opt out of your career's advance. THIS IS SO FUCKING OFFENDING UGH.
God. Ian, why would you do this awful movie and then advertise it as a movie you're actually in? I feel robbed of my 1.5 hours. AND WHY IS MY TV PUNISHING ME EVEN FURTHER BY HAVING DEUS EX MACHINA ON AXN RIGHT NOW?! WHYYYYYYYYYYY?
FUCK THIS TBH.
PS: CAT AND I ARE AWESOME. WE'RE GONNA GO WORK ON OUR PICSPAMS, K
THIS MOVIE WAS OFFENDING, MISOGYNIST, POORLY ACTED, TERRIFYINGLY BADLY WRITTEN, HAD THE MOST HORRENDOUSLY PRETENTIOUS MUSIC AND MOST OF ALL NEEDS MORE IAN
A part of me would've still been offended at all the dumb and disrespectful shit if it had had a lot of Ian. But FUUUUUUUUUUCK. It didn't! And he was fucking smoking too! Like, why in the world would a woman go for the dumb, insensitive, ugly boyfriend when Ian is sitting across from you and he is smiling and laughing and you have wine and italian food and he is waxing idiocies about seeing you again.
I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
This is a lot like when Cat and I watched that movie with Rodrigo Santoro and that Gilmore Girl. I mean it's not bad enough that you're insulting women in general by picking the worst looking, dumbest guy. On top of that you can't even include whatever choice you make with said guys in your professional life? No. You go and pick a guy and by extension you pick to opt out of your career's advance. THIS IS SO FUCKING OFFENDING UGH.
God. Ian, why would you do this awful movie and then advertise it as a movie you're actually in? I feel robbed of my 1.5 hours. AND WHY IS MY TV PUNISHING ME EVEN FURTHER BY HAVING DEUS EX MACHINA ON AXN RIGHT NOW?! WHYYYYYYYYYYY?
FUCK THIS TBH.
PS: CAT AND I ARE AWESOME. WE'RE GONNA GO WORK ON OUR PICSPAMS, K