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Live Journals fucking suck. I dont even knok why i still have this, its just to see my friends page but really i dont have anything important or interessting to say. Anyway, i just watched the coolest section of a skateboard movie ever. They greenscreened the skateboards out so it looks like the guys are riding an invisible skateboard doing all
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I see that you are fluent in Gibbering Moronese. Unfortunately, I'm not. You generate more waffle than the waffle making machine in a waffle factory. In future, kindly proofread your posts before assaulting unsuspecting readers of this message board with a litany of misspellings, egregious grammatical errors, and other verbal atrocities.
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea. I understand what you are trying to say, even though you obviously don't. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."
You are about as entertaining as a child's inflatable punching toy. You bop it, it springs back, you bop it again and you forget it ever existed. It slowly deflates in an unused corner, then one day you throw it away. You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if your father didn't screw a plant and raised a blooming idiot; if your weren't so fat that the elephants throw you peanuts at your local Zoo, or if you didn't have a face that makes Medusa look like a supermodel. Who am I kidding? You would.
Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.
Wow that was pretty harsh. This thing kicks ass :P
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