dear tummy,
dear tummy,
I know I have been putting you through hell and back. The 10-12 glasses of water alone are an annoyance enough for me as well as you. Not to mention all the stupid other stuff you need to take to get better. But dude.... Just remember I am doing this for us. It will be better soon enough and you won't have iky stupid bad stuff in you anymore and one day... someday soon we can eat yummy vegan goodies once again without feeling like such poop. I promise. So stick in there with me buddy and all will be well soon.
dear butthole,
I hope you like pooping cause we are doing an ass load of that lately!
dear kiddies,
For more detailed updates on the "cleanse" please ask. I am all about talking about poo!!!
xoxo
sarah
I know I have been putting you through hell and back. The 10-12 glasses of water alone are an annoyance enough for me as well as you. Not to mention all the stupid other stuff you need to take to get better. But dude.... Just remember I am doing this for us. It will be better soon enough and you won't have iky stupid bad stuff in you anymore and one day... someday soon we can eat yummy vegan goodies once again without feeling like such poop. I promise. So stick in there with me buddy and all will be well soon.
dear butthole,
I hope you like pooping cause we are doing an ass load of that lately!
dear kiddies,
For more detailed updates on the "cleanse" please ask. I am all about talking about poo!!!
xoxo
sarah