Questions Meme

[snowrabbit]

YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know a bunch of things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my list, so let me know who I am friends with

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[serendipity133]

1. Can you cook?
Of course I can. Gay men have proposed marriage over my cooking.
2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Read my book or pray that I had cell service. Otherwise - take a nap.
3. What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I could fly, though that's more of a superpower, rather than a telent. I dunno - I wish I could draw better, I guess. I am not artistically inclined, no matter how I try.
4. Favourite place?
Up the Clackamas River, in the campsite by the river.
5. Favourite vegetable?
Asparagus. Or carrots. Or onions.
6. What was the last book you read?
Heartlands - It made a lot of interesting observations about gender and relationship roles for "gay" men. It's amazing how much perspectives change when you get outside the cities.
7. Are you Dirty or Clean?
I showered this morning, thank you very much.
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
My back is tattooed. My nose and ears are pierced.
9. Worst Habit?
Chewing on my cuticles. I get a hang nail and don't stop until my fingers are bleeding.

HERE COMES THE FUN ...
1. How did we meet?
I trained you. You were a good minion.

2. What's your philosophy on life?
It's NEVER as bad as it seems. Perspective is All.

3. Negative or Optimistic?
Negatively optimistic. Or Optimistic with a Twist.

4. What was your dream growing up?
Well, there was this reocurring one about a dragon . . . I don't know. I had a lot of them. NONE of them were what I'm currently living, but life is funny like that.

5. What is the best thing that ever happened to you?
My son. It's too bad I had to be married to his father to get him.

6. What was your first impression of me?
I thought you were adorable.

7. Tell me one weird fact about you:
I've never lived more than 20 minutes away from the house I was brought home from the hospital to.

8. What’s your favourite memory of us?
We used to make medical records fun. I think that's why Paula hated me. Too much smiling. Oh, and I wouldn't kiss her ass.

9. Tell me your favourite joke:
Why are fire trucks red?
Well, everyone knows that fire engines have 4 wheels and 8 men. 4 and 8 make 12. There are twelve inches in a foot. A foot is a ruler. Queen Elizabeth, a ruler, is the name of one of the largest ships on the seas. Seas have fish and fish have fins. The Finns fought the Russians and Russians are red . . . and fire trucks are always rushin' therefore, fire trucks are red!

10. Have you ever kept anything from me?
I dunno - my undying lust and passion for you? But shhh . . . don't tell Franko.

11. What do you think of me as a Person?
I think you're an amazing person. Very resourseful and funny. Now get a job and move out of your parents house and join the rest of us in our misery. :)

12. Do you think I'm sane or insane?
You HAVE to be slightly twisted to enjoy my sense of humor. AND to buy me that gerbil.

13. Would you cry for me if I died?
I would sob lots and lost.

14. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Partner in crime, everytime. Your sister can be our conscience.

15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
This silly notion of moving to Bend. That, I wasn't digging.

16. How do you fall asleep?
I close my eyes, snuggle up next to my girl and pull the blankets over my head.

17. Ever gotten angry with me?
Nope - unless you count when you quit CCA like a bastard.

18. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up?
I don't think my girl would appriciate that.

19. If you had one day to live, what would you do?
It would be all sex, all the time. Seriously, though. I don't know. Throw a party and make everyone I know come?

20. A million bucks.. what would you do with it?
Invest a third of it, put down a down-payment on a house, buy a car and secure Toph's college future. Then take a long vacation.

21. What is your worst fear?
Something happening to my son.

22. Favourite thing to do in your spare time?
Read and then nap. They're GREAT in combination.

23. Can you sing or dance?
I like to think I can do both, though not together.

24. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest....
Didn't we already do this? Adorable.

25. Will you repost this so I can fill it out?
I defy you and your silly reposting. Feh on you, I say!

[snowrabbit]

Hehehe I should have mentioned that I didn't write any of these questions. A lot do repeat, but it's fun. Where you been?

[serendipity133]

Around. My grandmother died this weekend. It's been a long week.

[snowrabbit]

Eeep! Sorry to hear that!