Philo-logos
Jack: Man! That's tasty!
Miles: That's 100% pinot noir. Single vineyard. They don't even make it any more.
Jack: Pinot noir?
Miles: Mmm-hmm.
Jack: Then how come it's white?
Miles: Oh, Jesus. Don't ask questions like that up in wine country. They'll think you're some kind of dumbshit, OK?
(c) "Sideways"
(ехидное на тему - тут: " How To Be A Snob: Drinking Alcohol")