HOW TO HAVE SEX AND COUNT CALORIES

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OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands................8 Calories
With one hand....................12 Calories
With your teeth.................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.................6 Calories
Without an erection ........3315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
trying to find the clitoris..........8 Cals.
Trying to find the G-Spot ....4092 Cals.
POSITIONS:
Missionary.......................12 Cals
69 lying down....................78 Cals
69 standing up................812 Cals
Wheelbarrow..................216 Cals
Doggy Style.......................326 Cals
Italian chandelier................2912 Cals
ORGASM:
Real...........................112 Calories
Fake.........................1315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging..............18 Cals
Getting up immediately...........36 Cals
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...........816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years...................36 Calories
30-39 years...................80 Calories
40-49 years..................124 Calories
50-59 years.................1972 Calories
60-69 years.................7916 Calories
70 and over........Results are still unsure
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly..........................32 Calories
In a hurry....................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door.........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door........13,521 Calories