An Interview with Mycroft Holmes' Umbrella, OBE (BBC Sherlock crack fic, Mycroft, Sherlock)

[snowlight]

Title: An Interview with Mycroft Holmes' Umbrella, OBE
Author: Renata Lord (snowlight)
Characters: Mycroft, Mycroft's Umbrella, Sherlock
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine don't sue etc.
Note: As the title indicates, this is pure crack. Many thanks to krazykoodles and shycroft for beta reading and Britpicking. :D

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Comments

[asukajude]

……看到最后一问我终于喷了。
Before you go....咳。

[iris242x]

Who's usually at the other end of the pointing?

MHU: The French. The brother. And the bloody Americans. In that order.

喷……

然后喷那个Respected or not, they would always be outsiders looking in.

记起来big bang theory里头有一集Leonard问Sheldon，penny为什么生气还是什么，Sheldon说，你指望我给你一个人类社会行为的解释？
Leonard说……不，我只是想你作为一个outstander能有一个更清晰的视角。

顺说，长柄伞这个东西真是很萌。我从香港带了一柄到米国，就一直没机会用过……

[snowlight]

我觉得我就是在M哥扬长而去手里玩着长柄伞那里开始爱上他的……眼泪汪汪ing

[onihime_sama]

"Unfortunate?"

MHU: Pardon me. I meant fortunate, of course.

....OMG.
....Did you just write what I think you wrote?
......HOMG.

[snowlight]

I dunno. What do you think I wrote? ;)

[onihime_sama]

I dunno. Is the weapon meant for punishment or assault?

[snowlight]

....................................................................................................................................................................

I'm sure it can be both.

[yndigot]

I'm sitting here cackling like a maniac. Such a bizarre idea, but so well done!

[tehomet]

MHU: The French. The brother. And the bloody Americans. In that order.

*gigglesnort*

This was ace! Very funny. Thank you.

[anglepoiselamp]

OMG, this is brilliant! *___________*

I think I love the bit about the cocoa and pistols the most, it's so sweet and sinister - perfectly Mycroft, then. :D

[snowlight]

Sweet and sinister--I love that description! It is very Mycroft.