Update
Everything went better than expected :)
Heinrich was a good fuck and is now like "vaz zere ever any doubtt" and looking at me like this:
My review is now 1869 words (sadly only in Finnish and like fuck am I going to start translating it, sorry) and yes, it is the crackiest one I've ever done. I tried to keep the Casablanca Mary Sue fanfic to a minimum, but they will certainly be scratching their heads as to why I'm calling the toy Heinrich.
Still not that big on any vibratey/jiggly things inside of me, though. I don't know if that makes me rare or something, but the fuckers always interfere with the muscular contractions of my own orgasms. And if I do somehow manage to get orgasms with them, those orgasms are more... diffused. And kind of leave my bits humming and aching. So I had to follow him up with just a regular cock-shaped toy to come "completely". (I probably shouldn't be surprised that a regular cheapo jelly dildo easily beats a 130 quid/150 euro luxury vibrator when it comes to simple, effective wanking.) But he was certainly a good warm-up. I feel all relaxed and like my entire body's been thoroughly massaged. |-)
Heinrich was a good fuck and is now like "vaz zere ever any doubtt" and looking at me like this:
My review is now 1869 words (sadly only in Finnish and like fuck am I going to start translating it, sorry) and yes, it is the crackiest one I've ever done. I tried to keep the Casablanca Mary Sue fanfic to a minimum, but they will certainly be scratching their heads as to why I'm calling the toy Heinrich.
Still not that big on any vibratey/jiggly things inside of me, though. I don't know if that makes me rare or something, but the fuckers always interfere with the muscular contractions of my own orgasms. And if I do somehow manage to get orgasms with them, those orgasms are more... diffused. And kind of leave my bits humming and aching. So I had to follow him up with just a regular cock-shaped toy to come "completely". (I probably shouldn't be surprised that a regular cheapo jelly dildo easily beats a 130 quid/150 euro luxury vibrator when it comes to simple, effective wanking.) But he was certainly a good warm-up. I feel all relaxed and like my entire body's been thoroughly massaged. |-)