GOTT IM HIMMEL

[snowgrouse]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD

THE SHOP I AM DOING SEX TOY REVIEWS FOR SENT ME A GIANT GERMAN VIBRATOR WITH A GERMAN NAME AND GERMAN INSTRUCTIONS AND GERMAN LUBE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

THEY ARE GOING TO GET ONE HELL OF A CRACKHEADED REVIEW THIS TIME

P.S. I CAN'T EVEN TRY IT TODAY BECAUSE I HAD TO TAKE STRONG PAINKILLERS LAST NIGHT AND THUS MY BITS ARE TOO NUMB AND I AM GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT FOR TOMORROW BUT I HAVE ALREADY PETTED IT AND CHRISTENED IT HEINRICH



SO IN CASE IT FAILS, I WILL FEEL LIKE IT'S A MORAL VICTORY FOR LA RESISTANCE