But it's a good WTF this time.
Um, Fifty Shades of Torsten Barring Because the World Belongs to the Devil has had 150 hits within 24 hours of me posting it o_O
...I... uh. This never happens with the other Connie character fics, so I guess my saying that it could be read as standalone helped? That, and I put the tag 'bdsm' within the first five tags on the Tumblr post so I guess it showed up on the BDSM tag. And uh, maybe the kinks list or something lured people in? But... 150 for a tiny fandom/nearly-original-fic?!? Shit! This means I'm going to have to start delivering! No pressure or anything (look, I still jokingly call it Fifty Shades of Torsten Barring because THAT'S how insecure I am about the quality of certain parts of it). EVEN THE SUMMARY WAS CLICHED AND SHITE.
WHAT IS GOING ON
In other news, Aikamuna.org is still up and down like a whore's drawers, as Blackadder would put it.
Oh, and...
...I have Dark Journey in 720p. And when I started to rip bits of it for giffage, my entire system crashed. THAT'S the level of porn we're talking about. Look what the poor thing has to deal with:
HE IS JUST TOO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE IN THIS
HAS ANYONE GOT A DEFIBRILLATOR